Rubber Sadness

A defeating sadness participants receive when it is discovered there is no more condoms left right before engaging in intercrourse. Symptoms include frustration, angst, unfufillment, and most notably blue balls.

Brett- Did you hook up with that random from the bar last night?

Steve- No man! I ran out of condoms and got rubber sadness. I couldn't risk it, so instead I had her give me a blow job.

Brett- That's the way to go. Rubber sadness is the worst!

by newyorkkk February 23, 2014

Intense Sadness

The feeling that is expressed when the Urban doesn't publish any of your six variations of a definition.

I'm feeling intense sadness, ud didn't publish my definition.

by OmegaSoul December 11, 2016

Skyscraper Sadness

Definition: (n.)The depression or feelings of unhappiness that arise from living in a dense urban dwelling.

See also: big city blues, high rise heartache

Joe hated New York city. The packed subway system and endless concrete gave him the worst case of Skyscraper sadness.

by Salie Davis May 9, 2021

Italian Sadness

Crying, shitting, and eating spaghetti.

Marco: Yo, how you doing Alessandro?
Alessandro: Not good, having a bit of "Italian Sadness".

by Kylithium December 3, 2021

crusty sadness

An uncomfortably familiar yet disturbing patch on a blanket usually owned by a male

Awe man, what’s with this crusty sadness on this blanket.

by Just-another-average-rando July 24, 2022

rip sadge gogyWhip

an expression used to display sadness lightly, coined by the #1 build mart defender

‘i have no life’ ‘rip sadge gogyWhip'

by rip sadge gogyWhip August 7, 2022

Sunny Sadness

The depressing and gloomy sadness that is often felt after leaving Sunny Rest Resort.

We had such a great weekend being naked and making new friends that now we are suffering from Sunny Sadness.

by 609couple4fun September 12, 2022