jacob sartorius

cancer

jacob sartorius = cancer

by jacobsartoriusiscancer November 26, 2016

sartorial

of or pertaining to tailors and they're trade.

"Suits are full of joy. They're the sartorial equivalent of a baby smiling."
-Barney Stinson

by jorgesanchez9000 November 5, 2010

Santorumize

The act of being Santorum, which may or may not include incest, homosexuality, or "man-on-dog." Popularized by PA Senator Rick Santorum's comments liking homosexuality to bestiality.

I santorumized my neighbor's dog last week.

by Jim July 31, 2003

Jacob Sartorius

See Fuckboy

"God, Jacob Sartorius is so hot!"
"Um, he's a total Fuckboy."

by lerp-a-derp May 27, 2017

Frothy Santorum

What the egotistical, self-centered, ignorant asshole in front of you at Starbucks invariably orders.

Refers only to Republicans.

I'll have a half-caff, low-fat, extra frothy Santorum (a cappuccino with lots of froth)

by Global Sufi September 23, 2006

Jacob Sartorius

Rolf Jacob Sartorius

A 14 year old boy known for his Musical.ly's, and his songs: Sweatshirt, Hit or Miss, and, All my friends.

I don't like Jacob Sartorius.

by barney and friends hi November 5, 2016

sactown shotgun

When two fellas pass a fart back and forth from ass to ass.
Also known as a "Sacramento shotgun."

Frank: "Dan, I want to kidnap you so we can press our buttholes really close together and pass a fart back and forth."
Dan: "You mean a sactown shotgun?"
Eddie: *laughs*
shotgun dan eddie fart sacramentosactown

by Siftshow August 11, 2016