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surprise sex

the act of having intercourse without the other partner knowing about it at first commonly confused with rape your partner may scream NO!, Stop!, and Dont! but a kind reply of Surprise will let them know what is happening.
After Diane's Birthday party she was so wasted Jake totally surprised sex'd her, boy was she pissed the next morning.

Q: Would you try to stop her if she tried to rape you?
A: No I happen to be a fan of surprise sex I love gifts
by Yaahwayy the Great November 19, 2010
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Surprise Poop

The water that splashes up your butt hole when taking a shit.
When your sitting on the toilet and the dump is coming out and you think its going to flow like a river into the stream but then ends up shooting like a volcano straight into your ass. SURPRISE POOP!
by We wanna be WANGSTAS! June 17, 2011
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Surprise Attack

The process of poking a small hole in a condemn before sex with the end result of the girl getting pregnant without even knowing it !
I planned a surprise attack on her last night.
by ajs05 December 27, 2007
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surprise solo

When one is singing along to the radio with friends, one should perform a surprise solo.

While listening to a radio or otherwise loud music, and someone is singing along, you sneakily turn off the volume while they aren't paying attention. Now said person is singing along to the song, but without the song playing; a surprise solo.

***Best performed on a bad singer.
Jim: Dude, we were in Sarah's car listening to Firework, then I turned off her radio while she was mid song.

John: Surprise solo?

Jim: Yeah. I didn't know she was so bad at singing!
by JayDizzle12 June 4, 2011
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surprise attack

When you are banging a chick, usually missionary, and ask for doggy. You suddenly put it in the girls butt as a surprise attack. You can either continue with the cowboy and make her TAP OUT or just make her TAP OUT
The definition should be suffice...try it fellas the ass is a tasty treat. Force the surprise attack...it's fun
by bjdr2001 September 7, 2006
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surprise prostate exam

When yo girl surprises u with a surprise prostate exam listening to Owl City.
MR CLEAN, RIGHT BEHIND YOU! HES FINNA GIVE U A SURPRISE PROSTATE EXAM1!1!1!1
by Dabdabdabdabdab August 28, 2017
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Surprise Communism

Drop the weapon!!! ... So that we can do the terrorist attack together.(An act of surprise Communism)
by Surprise Communism July 28, 2019
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