by Richard Pickle August 20, 2021
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Get the Stolla mug.Stolzman is Powerful has the quiet disposition but there’s fire always there
Never bows down unless it’s to His Queen
She has to be a loyal to him yet a badass never surrenders to anyone but a True Stolzman He is proud n very self contained he’s generous with those he loves and willing to pay some to go away
Zero tolerance for whining but doesn’t mind being the strong shoulder to cry on
Devoted Dedicated and Determination defines this Man success
He likes beautiful things but finds beauty in awkwardness n authentic beings
He loves sex but seeks one that can be everything in sync with his sexual prowless
Seduction Kissing and Cumming not on that order turns him on
He likes sweetness and kindness but respects a good submission
He knows many but few really know him
He evolves later in life and makes for the ultimate last husband especially to someone that has no insecurities with all his ex hot looking wives
He is both romantic and a Dominate but few will ever live the Dom unless their partner on crime
Never bows down unless it’s to His Queen
She has to be a loyal to him yet a badass never surrenders to anyone but a True Stolzman He is proud n very self contained he’s generous with those he loves and willing to pay some to go away
Zero tolerance for whining but doesn’t mind being the strong shoulder to cry on
Devoted Dedicated and Determination defines this Man success
He likes beautiful things but finds beauty in awkwardness n authentic beings
He loves sex but seeks one that can be everything in sync with his sexual prowless
Seduction Kissing and Cumming not on that order turns him on
He likes sweetness and kindness but respects a good submission
He knows many but few really know him
He evolves later in life and makes for the ultimate last husband especially to someone that has no insecurities with all his ex hot looking wives
He is both romantic and a Dominate but few will ever live the Dom unless their partner on crime
by Raw33 November 28, 2021
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-I'm stuck in Stolipinovo. The situation here is subhuman.
-It was nice knowing you man...
-I'm stuck in Stolipinovo. The situation here is subhuman.
-It was nice knowing you man...
by SvarkZ August 3, 2022
Get the Stolipinovo mug.The singular member of a Stolevrusny clan who is selected for the unenviable task of remaining sober (or at least reasonably so) for a given evening to observe the night’s progression, digression(s) and devolution of group members’ coherence and self-respect.
The role of Stolebudsman traces it roots back to that of Ombudsman, while also incorporating elements of the sometimes overlapping roles of Designated Driver and Babysitter. While the current application of the role of Stolebudsman retains the practical responsibilities of ensuring safety of fellow members, the more significant elements of the position are monitoring the cognitive and logical arc of the thoughts and comments emanating from the brains and mouths of the Stole(s) being observed, and replaying and debating them in future meetings.
Providing the transportation safety elements of serving as a Stolebudsman is generally perceived as being slightly rewarding, however, serving in the position for more than a very abbreviated period is believed to leave the designated individual both scared and scarred with symptoms akin to a mild variant of PTSD. Fortunately, legacy Stolebudsmen have developed a treatment regimen with 100% efficacy which simply entails rejoining the Stolevrusny clan as a fully-participating member. This therapy allows ex-Stolbudsman to observe and participate in the group’s dialogue and behavior without triggering the anxiety and concerns that would have resulted if he were sober.
The role of Stolebudsman traces it roots back to that of Ombudsman, while also incorporating elements of the sometimes overlapping roles of Designated Driver and Babysitter. While the current application of the role of Stolebudsman retains the practical responsibilities of ensuring safety of fellow members, the more significant elements of the position are monitoring the cognitive and logical arc of the thoughts and comments emanating from the brains and mouths of the Stole(s) being observed, and replaying and debating them in future meetings.
Providing the transportation safety elements of serving as a Stolebudsman is generally perceived as being slightly rewarding, however, serving in the position for more than a very abbreviated period is believed to leave the designated individual both scared and scarred with symptoms akin to a mild variant of PTSD. Fortunately, legacy Stolebudsmen have developed a treatment regimen with 100% efficacy which simply entails rejoining the Stolevrusny clan as a fully-participating member. This therapy allows ex-Stolbudsman to observe and participate in the group’s dialogue and behavior without triggering the anxiety and concerns that would have resulted if he were sober.
Example: BigStole was my Stolebudsman last night and I’m embarrassed at all of the gibberish that must have come out of my mouth. Fortunately, I’m aware that he is seeking intensive treatment later this evening and all of my embarrassment and shame will melt away as he enters the room with a spirited Crotch Chop.
by Dr. Gibberish January 7, 2023
Get the Stolebudsman mug.A fastidiotic idea dreamed up by well-to-do white women with too much time on their hand to fix the thing they find annoying about their husband or male partner.
Stole Camp was created by women most easily visualized as Wine Mom. Whether initially well-intentioned or not, Stole Camp is, at best, completely without merit, and almost certain to be counterproductive in addressing the issues that supposedly exist.
The logic stream behind Stole Camp matches that of parents in the 1970’s, worried by their son exhibiting gay tendencies, choosing to send their kid to spend more time at church, being mentored by the Priest within the confines of the rectory.
Stole Camp was created by women most easily visualized as Wine Mom. Whether initially well-intentioned or not, Stole Camp is, at best, completely without merit, and almost certain to be counterproductive in addressing the issues that supposedly exist.
The logic stream behind Stole Camp matches that of parents in the 1970’s, worried by their son exhibiting gay tendencies, choosing to send their kid to spend more time at church, being mentored by the Priest within the confines of the rectory.
Wife One: My husband is so annoying.
Wife Two: Mine too! In fact, I’m sending him to a two-week intensive Stole Camp in Las Vegas to work on all his issues under the measured guidance of Stolevrusny. I’m confident he will come back all fixed.
Wife One: Wow, that sounds genius.
Wife Two: Mine too! In fact, I’m sending him to a two-week intensive Stole Camp in Las Vegas to work on all his issues under the measured guidance of Stolevrusny. I’m confident he will come back all fixed.
Wife One: Wow, that sounds genius.
by Dr. Gibberish January 8, 2023
Get the Stole Camp mug.An Icon to many, known for primarily playing the class of Shocktrooper on well known games such as Port Maersk and Auroras Dam. Originating from USAF, Stolen has ascended the levels of eliteness within USAF and has become the best ST within USAF. He is the current Unit Commander of Death Squad, the elite unit of the elite special tactics team, Falcon-C- originating within Space Force. We commend Stolen for his greatness, and thus add him to urban dictionary.
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Sense: Stolenluck is such a bad ST.
You: Hey! Stolen is way better than you! Don't you dare disrespect the GOAT!
You: Hey! Stolen is way better than you! Don't you dare disrespect the GOAT!
by STolenn April 11, 2023
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