Stephen Stalk

An involuntry erection
While massaging my wife the other morning my son walked in and asked "why is your willy getting bigger daddy"? "I'ts OK it's just a Stephen Stalk"
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Stephen Stotch

A South Park character: Butters' father. He is abusive, and has his wife and kid so brainwashed and manipulated that they accept his behavior as normal. He is known to beat Butters out of anger, and ground him for things Butters has no control over.
Butters: "Hi Dad!"
Stephen Stotch: "Butters! You're grounded!"
Butters: "Why?"
Stephen Stotch: "You put the Hamburger Helper in the wrong place!"
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Stephen Hawked

The ability to be so high you can't walk and your voice sounds funny.
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Stephen Lunsford

An actor best known for his role in Kamen Rider: Dragon Knight and Bratz. He is also well known by Big Time Rush fans because he has is best friends with Erin Sanders who plays the recurring character of Camille on the show. Lunsford has also admitted that the two have maintained their friendship despite an on and off again romance. He has his own youtube channel, tumblr, and twitter. He is a Sagittarius, born November 25, 1989 and is famous for his wild and big curly hair, though he now has is short.
Teenage girl: Oh my gosh have you heard that guy Stephen Lunsford is going to be on Teen Wolf? He's so hot!
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Stephen Lett

Inventor of the sex power move, Cumhut, and supreme leader of the Jehovah's Witnesses. Distant relative of Marshall Applewhite. Likes prune juice
I want to sleep with Stephen Lett. Don't we all?
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Stephen Colbert

The most geniunely courageous and intelligent All-American HERO.
A former correspondant of Jon Stewart's "The Daily Show", he was so great that he was given a spin-off show that ended up being just about as successful. Called "The Colbert Report", the show centres around an illogical right-wing egomaniac who attempts to deliver the news with a splash of truthiness.

Colbert was the entertainer for the 2006 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. There, only a few feet away from the President George W. Bush himself, Colbert gave a comedy routine reminiscent of his familiar fake news program. The hilarious speech was actually a thinly veiled attack on Bush's administration, and though faced with an expectedly unreceptive audience, Colbert charmed and awed his supporters at home.
His great bravery was exemplified that day, broadcast nationwide on C-SPAN, though barely mentioned by the media the next morn - because of the fact that Colbert had criticised them in his speech.

Colbert is seen as a true hero for his courage, a great comedian for his wit, and a genius for his biting logic.
Charlene: I love Stephen Colbert.
Jane: He's gorgeous.
Liesel: Not just that. He's the greatest American hero alive.
Charlene: That's why I love him.
by Kerilyn June 1, 2006
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Stephen Curry

pronounced STEFF-in, the baby-faced sharpshooter from Davidson College and the sickest basketball player ever
"Did you see that 30 foot shot made by Stephen Curry?"
"Of course... Curry is the spice of life"

"Who is the 8th grader who just scored against Gonzaga?"
"Why it's Stephen Curry! What a cutie pie!"
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