sanding wood

The act of male masturbation.

Friend1: "what's taking you so long in there? I need to use the bathroom!

Friend2: "Stop talking to me I'm sanding wood!"

by Vince T October 14, 2012

Death Stranding

A.k.a. Erotic asphyxiation. It's the act of cutting off oxygen to the brain to the point of near death before ejaculation.

He almost died while trying death stranding.

by Rick Silverman June 12, 2019

sanding the walnut

Jerking off while massaging the testicles

"Sorry I'm late for dinner mom, I was just sanding the walnut"

by Caleb Bryant July 22, 2006

face sanding

(V.)A girl grinding a mans face so fucking hard his nose starts to sand off and become flat

1.Bro 1- what did you and Amy do last night bro?
Bro 2- she sanded my face bro!

2. Jeb and Amy do a lot of face sanding.

by Callmekieth October 12, 2016

Stanging

An act of incompetence perpetrated by a state agency with regards to paperwork or documentation.

If the Registry of Motor Vehicles keeps stanging, I'll never get my car on the road.

Its hard to start a business in my state because the corporations division is continually stanging

by kcpgod February 11, 2010

wet sanding

Wet sanding is the sexual in nature. It involves a man and a women or 2 men. This must be done at a beach in which one partener performs felatio on a penis and that individual puts their penis in the sand and then penetrates a vagina or an anus

I was wet sanding the shit out of nasty Nate while he was watching the sun rise.

by Eurotrashrabbit October 4, 2013

Stanning

Stanning is defending / supporting something or someone you really like no matter how problematic they are to the point of being obsessed, delusional or looking away from serious things that harm people, even if it harms the very thing/person you claim to love.

Why are you stanning them so hard??? We all saw what they did. It's on video!

by KMM17500 July 7, 2020