Stairlift

The coolest way to ascend, or indeed descend the stairs at your home... Avaliable to all elderly people or if you have £2000 spare and are too lazy to walk up the stairs.

Person 1: I'm tired of using the stairs... Can you help me?
Person 2: You should get a stairlift!

by AllMrRhysie September 9, 2011

stairified

when u or someone else has a phobia of stairs fam

teb: I’m scared of stairs

geb: bro that means ur stairified

teb: o shet

by expensive girl March 30, 2019

Stairsandslabsable

adjective - able to be turned into stairs and slab blocks

Popularized by ibxtoycat, the arsonist.

"The diorite is stairsandslabsable"

by R_Zombie12345 April 15, 2021

Stairs Guy

The guy at work who always flexes about taking the stairs. Usually a middle aged male who could star in a commercial for viagra, arthritis meds, or cholesterol pills.

Random dude waiting on elevator: “Hey what’s up.”
Stairs guy: “I’ll race you”

Stairs guy starts speed walking towards the stairs.

by Normalelevatorguy January 27, 2023

Endless Staircase

A foursome in which two men and two women lay on the ground and give eachother oral sex in a lincoln long square resembling an endless staircase. Enjoy!!!

sorry i cant submit an image of an endless staircase

by gerbenflackle March 18, 2011

dupe stairs

noun - a set of stairs toward located in a part of the house that makes it easier for someone to escape

Person A: what are you doing tonight?
Person B: I think I'm just gonna chill in my room

10 minutes later...

Person A: he's not in his room and his scooter is gone! We've been duped!
Person C: how did he leave without us knowing?
Person A: he must have used the dupe stairs!

by thedupemaster July 6, 2017

Clank Stairs

stairs that make a serious clank when you step on them. I mean a serious clank

"jesus these clank stairs"

by Astupidwhiteboy September 28, 2017