rainbow souffle

When you have a violent fart that you would like to share but hold it in to inflate like a moist soufflé, then when the right friend comes along, you shit them an ass full of happiness

Hey Little Winnie, you so dense. come here lg I have a bomb rainbow souffle loaded in the oven. Don’t be butthurt

by Llucynda June 4, 2018

Eskimo souffle

When you jizz in a bowl, whip it into a meringue and serve it on top of pie

Your mom: hey baby, what's for desert?
Me: Eskimo souffle. Eat my jizz, bitch

by Dehydratedninja December 16, 2020

Phouw spoofer

Phouw spoofer is the most godly thing in existance

"Yo imagine not having that phouw spoofer" :mewhen:

by Tivo3012 July 26, 2022

Single Point of Failure (SPOF)

The term used in an organization that is commonplace for no apparent reason to explain why leadership only designates ONE person in the whole organization to be the Point of Contact to be able to fix something that is broken. When this is person or entity isn't available the whole organization - or the specific people affected by the problem are at the mercy of this person returning to work to solve the problem. Single Point of Failure or SPOF is commonly used with another term known as FUBAR - (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) because no professional organization would allow a Single Point of Failure to exist.

I'm sorry but we can't fix your computer today because we have a Single Point of Failure (SPOF) in that department. Pay no attention to the man behind the green curtain - he can't fix your computer - the only person who can do that isn't here today. You might want to try and click your heels together and say three times - "there's no place like home - there's no place like home - because if you were at home your internet service provider has an entire staff that is interchangeable and capable of completing most any IT-related task.

by smesc2002 January 13, 2022

Macy's Day Parade Reverse Bidet Soufflé

The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while the female is taking a dump (a reverse blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean her bhole.

They japanese local was pleased to hand out many macy's day parade reverse bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.

by @Ericfordays September 3, 2012

spoforife

Spoforife. Spoon. Fork. Knife. 'nuff said.

A Couple on a plane, the man has the window seat.
Kanye: Hey, Estelle, I'm feeling bonkers. Do you got a spoon, fork or a knife? I think it's called a spoforife.
Estelle: Can you be quiet for just one shitting minute?
Kanye: Hey we just touched down in London town.
Estelle: For Christ's sake, quit it with the fucking song or I'll kick you in the fucking balls again you ass hole.
Kayne: Hey look, it's the press. They don't fuck wit me.
Estelle: (Sighs.)

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 21, 2008

soufia

A beautiful persian girl. Everybody wants to be friends with her; she got all kinds and girls and boys around her. she has a perfect body ( nice boobs and ass) Girls want to be her and boys want to be with her

She has a big, soufia ass!

by RealSsDefinition February 8, 2017