Pork softy toast

A reassuringly soft pork scratching with a crunchy crust

John’s pork softy toast smelt like a farmer’s finger

by Cribble crabdabbler July 4, 2021

how sooty feels

Descriptive expression used to highlight the sensations experienced during a medical rectal examination

Dr: Are you ok Sir ?

Me : Am I fuck OK , now I know how Sooty feels

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

Smart Softy

A partially erect penis that still hangs low.

A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.

by Wolga March 29, 2023

Mini Softy

When you’re banging Pharaohs curse and can’t get it up,

Zach was trying to bang that Huss but had a mini softy, get big he yelled

by strokethatskinwsgon July 13, 2024

mini softy

Can’t get it up, failed erection

I tried to shag that hussey but I had a mini softy, I yelled “ get big” with no success

by strokethatskinwsgon July 2, 2024

mini softy

No erection, cant get a boner

I tried to bang that hussey but i had a mini softy, i yelled “get big” with no success

by strokethatskinwsgon July 2, 2024

nasim and somaya

Nasim and somaya are a couple whom everyone envies, nasim loves somaya very much he’s love for somaya can not be expressed in words. Somaya a pretty smart and gentle girl whom everyone loves, likes nasim very much they are the most cutest couple. Somaya has many hoes but she has eyes only for nasim, her love for him can’t be defined in this Autistic world we live in. Nasim and somaya will get engaged in 2025💍🔥🔥🙈🙈

“I want us to have a relationship like nasim and somaya

by N💍S October 30, 2023