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Snape

The abstact objectification of professor Severus Snape. This expression can be used to define a persons cunning, sneaky and greedy behaviour, similar to snake in the grass. It can also describe an action of backstabbish nature.
Fabio: Hey Yakopf, remember Sheniqua?
Yakopf: Yeah wasn't Pedro desperatly in love with her?
Fabio: Yeah, Micky fucking boffed the shit out of her.
Yakopf: That fucking Snape!
Fabio: He is the snapiest person i've ever known, snaping her
away like that.
by chris9004 January 29, 2009
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Snawesome

Something that is so incredibly awesome, there is no other word to describe it... Other than snawesome. Remarkably similar to the feeling people get after the first true snow of the season.

Snawesome cannot be beaten by any other adjective, so use with caution... Don't throw these bad boys around so easily; people will begin to lose interest in your friendship because they are unable to express their feelings of joy quite as capably as you can. They may even begin to resent you for it.

Some people say that the mere mention of Snawesome will open the golden gates and allow you instant access into Heaven.

Do not allow anyone else in your presence to utter this word at, or around, the same time as you. Doing so, ensures that micro black holes do not form in the immediate area and destroy the world... Saying "Snawesome" Creates certain specific sound waves in the air that last for approximately 2.3 seconds. If these sounds waves were to come into contact with other similar ones, they will resonate and spawn those fearsome anomalies... Also, take care to protect against echoes, they have the same effect. To do this, you must say "Snawesome" at, or below, 30 Decibels.
"Wow, it is snowing! That is crazy awesome, man! Wait... Crazy awesome just isn't able to deliver the proper enthusiasm I am feeling for this moment... Snow.. Snaw... Snawesome!" And thus, Snawesome was born and will now and forever be know as the greatest word ever created...
by Heavensfury December 20, 2009
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SnapSex

The act of sending nudes back and forth over snapchat.
Person 1: I has SnapSex with 2 different guys last night!

Person 2: High Five Bro!!
by Bobajake December 16, 2015
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chili-cheese hot snakes

Redish-orange fiery poo that comes out like a long thin french fry. It burns your butt with a hot sensation and smells like it looks, SUPER hot and stinky. It often curls as it hits the bottom of the toilet.
Krista these "chili-cheese hot snakes" are burning my buns! What did you put in that sausage you cooked?!
by poonanni December 3, 2013
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gutter snipes

young kids that run around the streets causing trouble.
those gutter snipes are messing with your car.
by micheal j hamilton IV April 18, 2003
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Severus Snape

that wierd guy in harry potter that seems to be the root of many fetishes.
by Lightly Frosted Potato September 28, 2009
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snakeskin watch

A practical joke; you wrap your penis around your left wrist, then attempt to get someone to look at your "watch".
"Hey, what time is i...AAUUGGHH, you ASS!"
by just some random guy August 5, 2005
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