smuff

A horrible/ mean person

Your such a smuff!

by Nard April 27, 2004

smegface

the term to have a face made of smeg
similar to shitface

shut the fuck up smegface!!

by Smegface January 29, 2006

smeaf

A word used to describe someone who does not possess the ability to smell by combining the words "Smell" and "Deaf."

The real word for this impairment is Anosmia. One can be born without the ability to smell or losing the sense due to a traumatic experience.

1. Eww... Do you smell that?
2. No, I can't, I'm smeaf.

by teh smeaf guy March 22, 2007

smuffybear

When any female weighing over 300lbs. sits on your face for any pre-notified reason

Give me a smuffybear and some waffle fries! fo free!

by Barney321 March 28, 2008

smuffication

you're smuffin the cation right out of 'em.

He died from chronic, unremitting smuffication.

by Dave_Stives July 6, 2008

Sheffie

Pure beauty defined by a single work.

I am love Sheffie!!!!

by Duckie528 March 7, 2010

smeefo

the sound made when, in gay sex, air travels into the anus and gets pushed back out when the other guy rams it back in

gay dude 1: "UGH"
gay dude 2: "UGH"
*smeefo happens*
gay dude 2: "uhh... you smeefoed"
gay dude 1: "PUT IT BACK IN, IM NOT DONE YET"

by go deeper daddy August 12, 2017