bite-size buddy

A friend that you enjoy hanging out with, but only for so long at a time. See also: frenemy

Andrew is a great guy, but I like him more as a bite-size buddy - he's been on our couch for like, four days now.

by _alexey September 27, 2014

band size

The length of the bra's horizontal strap. Commonly followed by cup size.

Frat boi 1: Damn that bitch has some titanic jugs. How big do you think they are?
Frat boi 2: I'd estimate that her band size is a 35 or 36 and she's probably a got D's.

by dlspartan2014 November 18, 2015

totoro size

When someone is large, in a manner which is described as chubby , fat , heavy , pudgy or thick , but in a cute cuddly teddy bear kind of way.

At first I wasn't into heavier guys

But then I fell in-love with the totoro size

by Killossal September 1, 2017

equator belt size

{equator belt size) is a visual tool used for the aiding of truly grasping the humugo creature

"How fat was she, that sister replied in a southern gospel accent,"She was SSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FHAT her waist the equator belt size."

by Doorshine January 11, 2008

Guess the size see the prize

A game in which men or women try to guess the size of a certain body part and upon guessing correctly the person whose body part was guessed, must show that body part to the guesser.

Hey I bet if we get Jason to play guess the size see the prize with us we may be able to score some pics of his fine ass gf.

by slidingsteve September 19, 2017

your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus

Your infected cock is the size of an expensive handkerchief.

Liquor: “What I'm actually thinking -- and please take this the wrong way as far up your hole as you can -- is that your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus. Oh, ka-blammo.” (12 oz Mouse, episode 201)

by s2artjm November 29, 2018

flying size elevens

The shoes that were thrown at former President George W. Bush.

Don't piss me off or I'll get out my flying size elevens!

by roflolomglmao February 7, 2009