Simington

A person who, when trying to figure out a problem, arrives at the conclusion several minutes after every other moron in the room. See also Pyle.

John: I think that guy is retared.
Mark: No he's just a simington.

by Stage Name April 18, 2007

Sminger

To finger things in a smaller scale.

I just smingered the crap out of that kids pucker hole.

by THEGREATESTGRAPIST May 2, 2011

Shming

Another word for penis, usually used in the north parts of chicago

Eric, you suck shming.

Mason is a shming lover.

Mr.Koff hates that we use the word shming.

by ShmingGod November 28, 2017

simming

to play a game from 'The Sims' or 'The Sims 2' series. (verb)

I fancy simming today
She is always simming
Wish I could enjoy simming

by nightlightbunneh January 6, 2010

Siding

Where you rap your legs around a bitch and someone else fucks her

This "siding" is commonly used in rape as described by some rape victims

"Damn it Tommy, I was gonna fuck this bitch"
"Ha ha I get all the pussy "
" Tommy man stop siding bitches Dey don't like it"

by THE GUY 7 April 13, 2016

Shmingled

Ever get so wasted that words can't describe your state of mind? That's being shmingled.

friend - man timmy, you look wasted dude!
timmy - dude, I'm !@#$in' shmingled...

by mr.dudeson February 5, 2009

Simping

Simping is a word used when an individual (male) is caught sneaking around with a camera in the hopes of snapping a picture of an unsuspecting female

He was simping around

by tiellQ February 11, 2020