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Once upon a time there was a lovely

princess. But she had an enchantment

upon her of a fearful sort which could

only be broken by love's first kiss.

She was locked away in a castle guarded

by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.

Many brave knights had attempted to

free her from this dreadful prison,

but non prevailed. She waited in the

dragon's keep in the highest room of

the tallest tower for her true love

and true love's first kiss. (laughs)

Like that's ever gonna happen. What

a load of - (toilet flush)
Hey man let me shrek you off!
A word to tell you that you are a fat green ogre with no friends except of a donkey. Also you live in a swamp.
Did you see that guy over there?
Yeah, he’s a Shrek
Shrek by Suckmypeendawg69 May 7, 2019
That little green fucker I have a gay fetish on.
Shrek by JustinBieberLover1223 July 25, 2019
The hottest green lump of sexy and a god among mortals
Shrek is god and I want him in my room
Shrek by GusTheGhoul3000 September 14, 2019
Shrek is rich and smexy and owns 500 gucci shirts and is a VSCO girl and a Instagram baddie. He owns 5 teslas and a swamp. Ha,can't relate.He owns 20 pairs of custom made Air forces with Gucci in them.
Shrek is a baddie.
Shrek by teslaaa September 18, 2019
Shrek is luv, shrek is life πŸ™
Bruh shrek is luv, shrek is life πŸ™
Shrek by anonymous October 10, 2021