shmeaf

a guy or boy who does not get babes or has no clue what he's doing. or a female that has no clue what she's doing and doesn't get the guys

look at that shmeaf jumping up and down like a retard

by austin strong December 21, 2010

shmeaty

A shmeaty is a little chode dick and it's probably the most pathetic thing you will ever see

Devin has a shmeaty

by Theyoungsquire123 June 8, 2016

Shmeagle

The word for a gross and misgrousting person. He is crusty and takes it up the butthole. He goes by many names such as Crusty Caucausian. he like to pee himself on a daily basis. When a girl starts a conversation with him, he tends to freeze up and shed his crust everywhere. Then momentarily after that, he craps himself.

Ewwwww... Its a shmeagle...run
That guy is a shmeagle.

by The Crustiest Person September 20, 2013

Shmeit

What you call When someone(mostly foreign or Asian has a little dick.

Me:Yeah you see ling ling over there beating his meat?

Matt: No because he has a Shmeit

by Big Papi Trey April 4, 2017

Schmeat

saucy meat

Did you hear about susan? he was giving out his schmeat last night at the changs party

by luckylibra June 24, 2019

smeaton

Another name for vaginal smegma.

Female equivalent of knob cheese.

"Wash your snatch. I ain't eatin' no smeaton!"

by CynicalJester68 May 23, 2016

shmeal

A word that means Stuff.

Linze went to the store and bought some icecream and "shmeal".

by EXILEDGOLEM October 10, 2006