Nepalese Pilchard Shite

The horrific and most problematic shit from the subcontinent that there is, usually it causes any unfortunate victims to get traumatic brain trauma and subsequently go into a coma. Can usually be found in corner shops from men called Durgesh.

"Hello Ankeet, I have just done the fiddly diddly Nepalese Pilchard Shite"
"Oololololol, I think I am doing the get the brain trauma Durgesh, you stinky boi boi"

by StinkyBoy556 March 20, 2019

reverse shite

The exact feeling you get when you're copping a load of manmeat rectum-wise.

That fucker stuffed his punis right square up my arse and it felt like i was about to take a reverse shite

by becy September 7, 2006

web shite

crap for sale generally on internet auction
web sites .

What a load of fucking web shite that is ! .

by E - FUMBLER October 27, 2008

Blaire Shite

A very nasty thing on the internet, that talks garbage.

Oh look there is Blaire Shite on the internet, again.

by OnisionisCool May 20, 2018

web shite

Crap either sold or for sale - usually

on internet auction sites .

What a load of fucking web shite that is !

by E - FUMBLER October 23, 2008

Like shite off a shovel

Term used by some country or rural dwellers to describe a fast car.

Jaysus led, them Turbo Diesels goes like shite off a shovel.

by Darblonks July 21, 2009

attention shite

Also 'attention shit' for the world outside the UK and Ireland. An act of defecation by a pet dog or cat, designed to get the attention of the owner/master, who has done (or not done) something to annoy said pet.

Jesus! The cat's dropped an attention shite in the laundry hamper again! Did you forget to feed her!?

by Andy Sword January 25, 2011