silly season

A term for the period in the year where the media/press (particularly newspapers, tabloids) do not have enough articles to fill the paper/schedule, and so resort to unverifiable, trivial, irrelevant, stupid or hoax stories. Phrase used particularly in British satire.

When reading a newspaper: "'Buckingham Palace corridors are fitted with traffic lights to stop staff bumping into the Queen?' Must be silly season again."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4198990.stm

Examples of silly season stories:

"Senator John Kerry once rescued a hamster from the sea and massaged it back to life"
"Bebo tries to beam messages to Earth-like planet"
"A rabbit started a fire at Devizes cricket club in Wiltshire, causing more than £50,000 damage"
"A woman has bequeathed to her children a piece of fruit that has been in her family since 1921"

by Vanderdecken November 2, 2008

Seansick

Feeling detached from, or deeply missing, the greatest person in your life, Sean, a God amongst men. Sean God

My goodness, I am so seansick, I really need to see Sean

by dundundun... April 29, 2011

frosty satsuma

freezing a full bottle of water letting it melt slightly then cutting open the bottle taking out the frozen cylendrical water then using the frozen shape as a dildo.

i gave my girl a "frosty satsuma" with some dasani.

by d stizzle September 5, 2009

post season depression

The feeling of loss that comes after watching the last available episode of a television show.

"Are you ok?"

"No. I just finished the last episode of Mad Men, and I'm suffering from post season depression...you haven't seen it you wouldn't understand."

by gap tooth grin December 11, 2009

Poon Season

Any season in which you will be in an environment with many horny women. This is often caused by the holiday season when girls feel lonley and its cold outside so they need an extra body for warmth.

Ethan how excited are you for poon season! Who knows the next time we will have this opportunity.

by Bigdaddy69 December 29, 2012

Trout season

When you vigorously slap your hand back and forth between someone's thighs. Typically done while standing.

You just got trout seasoned.

by Toxic_Crusader April 14, 2014

Volcano Season

When a female is on her period and wants to be discreet about it

Jon:Bae when you gonna let me fuck you from the back again?
Cici: I can't, it's volcano season this week.

by YangTheLoner May 19, 2015