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Palentine's Day

Palentine's Day is on February 13th, the other part of Valentine's Day & Galentine's Day, when you celebrate your love for your lady or guy friends! single or not.
Hey bro, my girl is celebrating Galentine's Day with her friends... want to through a Palentine's Day party of us and the rest of the crew?
by aTribeCalledQuestion February 13, 2019
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Balentime's Day

1.)The most romantical day of the year, when you gets to buy flowers or chocolate for your boo, yo baby momma, or dat ho who ain't yo wife.

2.)Valentine's Day for black people.
Yo, you buyin that skank Shenique sumptim fo Balentime's Day?
by taint smasher September 28, 2010
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Gentlemen's Day

A day consisting of hunting, kayaking to the tip of an iceberg, camping in 0 degree weather, eating large amounts of manly food harvested from the sea, and smoking cigars.
I recently spent four days in the woods and i may have found the meaning of Gentlemen's Day
by coopscoop November 2, 2011
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Father's day

The day where you start to see how big of a gentleman ya father really is.What?Your father doesn't just say "You don't bring me anything" like he does for me every year?Wow,you guys must be having a bad time whenever June comes over.At least it's still March :) but then there's mother's day.Come on guys,go prepare!
Friend:So I bought USA's strongest tank,some deodorant that is guaranteed to get my stepdad all them girls,and some new manly ass shoes that will ironically make other shoes dirty instead of themselves when being stepped on.All that for June 21st.
Me:Duuuuuude,chill.Father's day is just a day.That's way too much stuff to buy for a day.Plus,your mom was out of her damn mind when she decided to marry that selfish idiot.
Friend:You talkin' trash about my parents?Let's see what karma has to say about this.
Karma:Hey what's up guys it's biggie cheese.
Friend:Wrong line!
Me:Does this happen every single year?Anyway,in father's day,my father be like: "You don't have to bring me anything." It just really frustrates me! *Proceeds to talk some nonsense for the next ten minutes*
Friend:I have been successfully convinced to hate father's day now.
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Ferris's day off

a day taken of with the excuse of being sick
tomorrow is my friend's birthday , I'm gonna take a Ferris's day off
by that guy Ferris October 29, 2017
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Valentine’s day

A day where anti-social people like me sit and ponder why we exist
Me: Oh yeah Valentine’s Day?! Oh I wonder why I exist
by Box_head February 13, 2019
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Valentine’s Day

The most overrated day of the year. But technically you have a reason to eat chocolate and become obese.
by Gabadoor the magnificent February 14, 2020
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