sandal dick

A name for someone who has a penis so large he he/she needs to wear a third sandal in the shower.

"I need to wear a third sandal for my penis when I take a shower. I often times get called Sandal Dick." - C. Deacon

by kazaam0 January 4, 2008

Jesus Sandals

The name given to 40+ year old men, who wear sandals similar to that of Jesus, and other garments of inappropriate attire to inappropraite events such as Birthdays, Weddings, Funerals, School etc.

Men of this nature are usually characterised by their 'knowledge' of useless facts, and tend to incoherently ramble on about subjects inappropriate to discussions taking place, such as "Talkign Physics to 4 yr old children at Playgroup"

Can be referred to J.S.

There goes Jesus Sandals, always cutting others lunch

That J.S. is driving me nuts, what does microwaves got to do with maths?

Look at the J.S. He needs to buy some better clothes

by Lover of Jesus May 18, 2009

sandals

see through Footwear that people wear in Hot weather

Sandals feel so fucking good to wear in hot weather

by Admir DeMondo December 23, 2003

sands

An abbreviation for "sandwich" Also see "sans"

Dude, that chicken sands your mom made tore up my stomach.

by bmojo July 29, 2007

Sandaru

A homosapian destined to murder people.

She's the Sandaru of our town.

by Malishi April 13, 2019

Sandastan

A word combining the two things that the Middle East is known for, having sand and having countries that starts with stan.

Europe = Snowastan
Middle East = Sandastan

by EmJayee February 11, 2021

Sandisco

The future name of the Urban/Metro sprawl from Tijuana to Berkeley.

Sandisco is a blue voter district.
Sandisco has the highest average Real Estate prices in the Nation.

by Brent Richardson May 2, 2006