Sticky Runway

When you cum on a bitches c-section scar, rub the cum in, then slide your dick on it like a slip n’ slide.

Last night, Brad made a sticky runway on my tummy!

by UnholySmurf March 21, 2024

brown the runway

rewinding an on-demand or DVR-r'd program, to watch it again, because you weren't paying attention the first time.

I'm watching Entourage, and Brad was smoking pot and laughing about something stupid when Turtle told Tom Brady to suck balls. Brad decided to 'brown the runway' and re-winded Entourage and I had to watch it again because he's an idiot.

by scotthew1 August 19, 2009

Paving the runway

The act in which a woman massages the area above her clitoris. Especially when this area is shaved in the shaped called a "landing strip".

Michelle started paving the runway everytime she heard Ryan's name.

by dowaijdaoifgjoiaf April 13, 2010

greasing the runway

The inexplicable effect that the first coffee and cigarette of the day can have on one’s bowels.

I struggle to get my day started without first greasing the runway.

by Long Drop May 3, 2022

Mickey Mouse Runaround

Someone kissing and making out with you from behind, but the front persons arms are up and shaped into ears.

He gave her the ol, Mickey Mouse runaround.

by anonymous June 2, 2025

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013