ruben

the whitest boy on the planet, although he's mexican he's whiter than the white poop on the floor from the step brothers movie. he tries to act hard but he's not, I can literally beat him up w my pinky toe. he has "so many gfs" and he thinks its a flex but its really not, he's the most embarrassing person, dont fall for him because aint nobody want a guy like him to break they corazon.

Girl 1: Rubens kinda cute...
Girl 2: dont ever say that again if you want to continue being friends

by brothaaaaa October 6, 2023

Ruent

To have your brain ruined by earworms

That song got me ruent bruh it’ll be stuck in my head forever

by ROYAL-T- October 12, 2023

Max Rubenis

Max generally has a HUMONGUS shlong

Omg max Rubenis it's so HUMONGOUS

by Maxiscoolandhasbigdick October 28, 2021

Vermont Ruben

When you're devouring a women's vagina and the pussy flaps are very sour and roast beef like texture

Danny went down on Sally and was surprised to find a Vermont Ruben

by Bunz69 April 2, 2022

Josh ruben Patterson

A very sexy boy with a great sense of humor and is totally cool

Look it's Josh ruben Patterson he's so cool and smart!

by The true narrator April 15, 2022

Dirty Ruben

first, you order a Ruben sandwich with extra sour kraut, you then proceed to go to your kitchen where you blend the said sandwich into a soupy consistency. place this soup into your partners vagina, then, slurp every last drop out of her.

this is a tasty snack as well as a way to help your girl level out her vagina's ph level.

goddamn girl, you look like you could use a dirty Ruben

by makimammy October 12, 2022

National ruben cant speak day

ruben is always talking about his manatee t shirts and it is getting tiring.

it is national ruben cant speak day hooray!

by hiuttsdrrgrwer May 22, 2023