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rudy

milk man, rudy is a hot man who likes milk, he loves taking photos with milk and people may or may not call him milk man.
"Fuck, you're tight," milk groans.
"Oh, really? I thought this would be easy considering I've never done this before," rudy breathily shoots back. "Fucking moron."
"Are you going to shut up and let me fuck you?" rudy snaps.
by em is touching grass November 16, 2020
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Rudy Burns

Giuliani hair dye that's actually runny Kmart shoe polish
Rudy Giuliani stepped to the lectern to illegally sabotage America's electoral process and began to sweat profusely. the next moment the Rudy Burns began forming on his diseased cheeks, looking like shoe-polish sideburns and helping create forever Internet memes.
by Uncle Joosie November 20, 2020
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Rudy

When a chap fiddles around with his manhood in the presence of a girl he believes to be a minor whilst lying, bespectacled, on a bed
What a pre-nubile. Time for a Rudy
by Moruyapaul October 21, 2020
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Pull’n A Rudy

Pretending to tuck your shirt in when actually jerking off.
Guy 1: Why has David been tucking his shirt in for so long?

Guy 2: Oh, he isn’t tucking his shirt in. He’s pull’n a Rudy.

Guy 1: What’s that?

Guy 2: David is actually jerking off.
by musinon October 22, 2020
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Rudy Special

An ill-planned, poorly thought out stunt that tries to sully an opponent’s reputation, but always backfire backfires in a Wile E. Coyote fashion. Pioneered by Rudy Giuliani, former mayor of NYC.
Dan Scavino, the keeper of the presidential Twitter feed and a deputy White House chief of staff for communications, eventually tweeted out the corrective, people familiar with the event said, while White House officials overall were rolling their eyes and dismissing the entire embarrassing episode as another “Rudy special.”
by CrashDa November 7, 2020
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Rudy's Special

A sex act involving two consenting parties where one eats cheerios out of their partners ass. Milk is optional.
Dat ass is so fine I wanna have a Rudy's Special for breakfast.
by anonymous April 19, 2021
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rudy tootie

hes an adorable little fluffball and yk hes a bit of a stubborn butthole and a little mean at first bc he jokes around a lot but once you get to know him hes the best, hes funny too and he makes a lot of stupid ass jokes but you'll laugh smh, there really isn't enough words to describe him, hes just a sweet lil babie
by Moon_07 🐬 April 27, 2021
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