rub your chub

to stroke your cock up and down until you nut everywhere

Go rub your chub when you get home you faggot

by gary anal November 23, 2009

rub-a-dub

The act of where a female dry fucks a man with a 2-inch peen.

The stripper said to me, "Damn, that guy's short. I hate rub-a-dubs. But it's whatever pays the bills."

by Martin Goya April 19, 2006

Rub It On Yer Neck

This Is A Reply When Someone Tries To Shove Good News Down Your Throat Its A Nice Way Of Saying Blow Me

1. Woo-Woo I Played Your License Plate And Just Hit The Pick-It

Answer... Rub It On Yer Neck

2. Girl My Baby Just Bought Me This New Coach Bag

Answer... Rub It On Yer Neck

3. I Just Got Engaged Are You Happy For Me?

Answer... Rub It On Yer Neck

by CheweyLov December 15, 2010

Rub Joint

A dive bar or real shitty motel and the people who hang out there are low lifes too.

I would never go there the place is a real rub joint you might catch something.

by Ol watchmen September 4, 2018

Rub_n

a twitch streamer who is PG family Friendly clean but only swears when he wants to

Moty: Kills Rub_n
Rub_n: ARE FUCKING MAD, Monty mate fuck off please

by NotColdz January 21, 2021

rub job

When a girl traps your cock between the bare soles of her feet and uses her left sole to immobilize the cock and hold it firmly in place, while she uses her right sole to rub your cock vertically-up and down, up and down-applying continuous pressure to the sweetspot on the underside of your shaft-til she makes you come, all over the soft, baresoles of her freshly pedicured, satiny-smooth, bare feet.

Steve: "'I know you're really into feet, did you get what you wanted from Cally last night?

Frank: "Yes, I did, as a matter of fact. Cally performed a rub job on me between her baby-soft, "feels-so-good" bare soles. And did she ever drain my balls and make me come!"

by ken208 October 22, 2015

Rub one out, the wrong way

1 - To masterbate in the incorrect fashion

2 - To take ages when messing with yourself.

Petters : ' Alright wankerthon!!!'

Griffo : ' why do you call him wankerthon?'

Petters:' Cause he got taught to rub one out, the wrong way and he was at it for 2 hours '

by Timmy Gripshift August 14, 2010