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Chemically Romancing

The act of getting strong feelings from My Chemical Romance. Chemically Romancing can include crying from sadness, feeling overly excited to listen to any MCR song, and wanting to murder someone when they dislike MCR or don't know who they are.
"My friend is Chemically Romancing so hard right now I think she will drown us with her tears."
by I'm not okay April 13, 2014
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roasting the hare

Charlie is roasting the hare tonight, yeah boy GIT SOME.
by Lillaboogie February 14, 2010
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romantically incorrect

Not saying and/or doing the things in a relationship that reach the standards of an obnoxiously idealistic significant other. Not adhering to the unwritten rules, AKA unrealistic cliches, of romance.
Jane: Ted, I love you so much, I would do absolutely anything for you! Do you feel the same way about me?

Ted: I hate to be romantically incorrect, but no. That's just stupid.
by bdawk20fan July 19, 2010
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Ranting retard next door

The retard who lives next door and rants and raves talking to himself, like a complete lunatc.
I had to listen to the ranting retard next door at about 4:30am this morning. I'd rather sleep.
by Pseudo Boogy Man October 22, 2008
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loaf roasting

a sexual practice whereby one person attempts to insert their head into the asshole or vagina of another. In practice little more than the nose or ear is often inserted.
Hey John, I'm feeling kinda frisky, but your cock never truly satisfies me. Can we try loaf roasting again.
by big albert August 1, 2003
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heartless romantic

man/woman who deeply shows romanticism towards one night stands, and other little insignificant relationships towards the opposite sex. "Heartless romantics" usually 1) flirt with the opposite sex in an extreme manor, such as calling them adorable, cute, attractive, and in some cases beautiful, and 2) spend one day with their desired one day/nighter and never call/text them back again.
suzy: oh my god i heard you hung out with timmy yesterday? hes the one that would always call and text you right? he was a complete sweetheart!

allison: yeah, turns out hes a heartless romantic, he hasnt text me or called me since!

suzy: wow what a dingleberry.
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Romancing the Stone

Having sex (regular or receiving oral) while passing a kidney stone in hopes that it will pass when you ejaculate.
Phil: How goes the renal calculi this morning, bro?

Doug: I may have passed that fucker. I was romancing the stone last night with that whore Nicole, and when I busted a nut, it was all bloody and gooey. Probably lodged like a stalagtite up there against her uterus.

Phil: I found my car keys up there once....
by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010
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