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Rogers

A monopolistic GSM cell phone carrier (Also known as Robbers) in Canada that abuses and gouges consumers with their absurd and ridiculous pricing. Laugh when criticized and raise phone prices higher as a result. Instead of offering customers with more competitive rates, they raise prices because of their might, power and monopolistic ways.


Also accredited with killing the imminent iPhone launch in Canada with their terrible and unfair plans.
An example as follows(which is quite uncompetitive considering the marketing BS they pull all the time):

- $60/month. 150 minutes + unlimited evenings/weekends, 400 MB Data, 75 SMS sent
- $75/month. 300 minutes + unlimited evenings/weekends, 750 MB Data, 100 SMS sent
- $100/month. 600 minutes + unlimited evenings/weekends, 1 GB Data, 200 SMS sent
- $115/month. 800 minutes + unlimited evenings/weekends, 2 GB Data, 300 SMS sent
Idiot: I just signed on with Rogers for three years and got the new iPhone!!!
Random Guy: Wow you got screwed by Robbers.... They need to fund the Blue Jays somehow...

Customer: Wow! Robbers just sent me a bill for $1,002, 232 because I "overused" data....
by ultran00b July 6, 2008
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Roger Ebert

To call someone a Roger Ebert is to say that they are a naive pompous asshat with no credibility. It is most often used to describe people who spout their opinion on subjects they know little to nothing about.

This slang term became increasingly popular when the Pulitzer prize winning film critic declared that "video games can never be art," all while stubbornly refusing to play any of the great games of the medium. He found it unnecessary to experience an art form before denouncing its entire artistic merit.
"You hate the book, but you just said you never read it - way to pull a Roger Ebert."
by Sander_Cohen April 22, 2010
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rodgering

The vicar gave the choir boy such a RODGERING that the poor boy could not sit down for a week.
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Dirty Roger

A guy who gets videotaped fucking a cougar in the shower.
Did you see that dirty roger on pornhub?
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Roger Moore

Actor. TV = The Saint, a psuedo-James Bond. Movies = the REAL James Bond of the 1970's and early 80's. The funniest James Bond. You Roger Moore haters take Bond too seriously (watch Cannonball Run). Also great REAL action (Live & Let Die / The Spy Who Loved Me) -- no computer generated graphics.

Also American slang name, ie, Roger = penis, Moore = MORE. Therefore, Roger Moore = HUGE COCK, or a man with one.
SEXY SLUT: I fucked John Holmes during Spring Break.

FOXY CHICK: How was it?

SEXY SLUT: He has a Roger Moore, and he knows how to use it.

FOXY CHICK: Double-O Aych! Mind if I hit on that James Blonde?

SEXY SLUT: Go for it Babe!
by Boobylicious Baby July 25, 2006
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Rodger

A British word, useful at dinner parties, quite simply, to have sex.
Darling, I can tell by the way you're walking that you require a good rodgering.
by Richard Curran June 23, 2006
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Roger Williams University

Small to mid sized liberal arts college in Bristol, RI. Cares more about keeping the lawn looking nice than keeping students for their sophomore years.
The retention rate at Roger Williams University is at the lowest it's ever been...students are transferring for a better education, more lively campus, and less strict alcohol policies.
by MS-SAM May 3, 2010
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