A doofus who can't even drive a stick shift, but who goes to great expense trying to make his car LOOK fast without increasing it's performance. All show and no blow!
Look at that silly Honda with the big exhaust pipe and the wing! The jackass ricer thinks it's cool, but it has an automatic transmission! What a pantywaist!
by Sneaky Snyde May 30, 2005
Get the ricer mug.Any group of white suburban teenagers whom drive cars (that they think are fast once loaded with mounds of useless non-preformance inproving parts)that their parents bought them. (noted for their inablity to pronounce race as it comes out as rice)
by Obsidian November 19, 2002
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A dumbass who buys an import economy car like a Honda Civic, puts useless, garbage looking things on the body (stickers, bright, ugly green paint, neon lights, a 747 wing, etc) as well as the infamous (and extremely gay as fuck) fart can exhaust.
All this is to make the car appear faster, when in reality the owner probably hasn't even touched the engine, or if they have, the performance of the car has only increased slightly, despite what the dumbass ricer usually says. Ricers typically like to go around, revving their fart cans and trying to race Mustangs (who usually don't give them the time of day).
If you're a real man and are driving muscle, do the world proud and embarrass these ricer morons at the drags.
All this is to make the car appear faster, when in reality the owner probably hasn't even touched the engine, or if they have, the performance of the car has only increased slightly, despite what the dumbass ricer usually says. Ricers typically like to go around, revving their fart cans and trying to race Mustangs (who usually don't give them the time of day).
If you're a real man and are driving muscle, do the world proud and embarrass these ricer morons at the drags.
Ricer: Dude I put a 747 wing on the back of my car and a coffee can on the muffler, it's way faster than your gay mousestang
Mustang Driver: My car has 300 horsepower and enough torque to rip your car in half, stock, not to mention it doesn't sound like a dying animal.
Mustang Driver: My car has 300 horsepower and enough torque to rip your car in half, stock, not to mention it doesn't sound like a dying animal.
by Muscleftw March 29, 2009
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by Packless May 28, 2007
Get the rickroll mug.a street racer who drives a highly upgraded/souped up japanese import, typically including an ungodly large wing. see rice burner.
ricer racer: my honda accord has two turbos, a NOS kit, a cold air intake, a borla exhaust system, and a carbon fiber wing.
dude:nice?
ricer racer: fuckin right.
dude:nice?
ricer racer: fuckin right.
by jenou February 25, 2008
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A Teacher says What does Thrifty mean?
A student replies stealing!
That student is therefore RICKETY for not only missing the overall concept of the word but for just being plain RICKETY!!
A student replies stealing!
That student is therefore RICKETY for not only missing the overall concept of the word but for just being plain RICKETY!!
by ugafan2081 January 28, 2011
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never gonna give you up
never gonna let you down
never gonna run around and search for you
never gonna give you up
never gonna let you down
never gonna run around and search for you
by kiljoy June 5, 2007
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