poop read

A unit of measurement. The number of poops it takes to complete a selected reading

This is a great book. It should take you about 7 or 8 poop reads to get through it.

by shamalamadingdong988 April 11, 2014

Hexham Ready

To be clean shaven in the nether regions before a big event/night out

Stancer: were getting a taxi in 20 mins

Angus: give me 30 I need to get hexham ready

by gustavoconfirmed April 4, 2019

that reads

When someone is trying to convey a point and it makes sense to you. You do not always have to agree with them, but saying it usually implies you do.

"I think we should go to the pizza place down the street. The waiters are nice and they have a deal tonight."

"Oh that reads, let's go."

by BedlamBravado February 24, 2021

i ready

a torture device made by teachers so kids will kermit sewer slide and fill a class with depresion

i ready is very evil

by pugman 24 February 15, 2022

I-Ready

Literally the same definition as hell, torture, racism, heaven in opposite , you have no friends, suicide, death.

if you use this site then you want to swear 10x more, be racist 10x more, commit suicide 100x more, and throw ur chair across the room even more then you ever

whole class doing i-ready:
student a: shoots him self
teacher a: that kid just shot him self!?!?!? why would he do that...
student b: hmmm i wonder why.

by stevelentlytrolled April 12, 2022

I-Ready

A website that disguises itself as an education website, but is, in reality, actual hell, but compacted into a website. The best way to explain this is with an advertisement.

I-Ready Advertisment Spokesman "DO YOU ABSOLUTELY, WITH EVERY FIBER OF YOUR FUCKING BEING HATE CHILDREN AND WANT THEIR VIEW OF KNOWLEDGE AND EDUCATION TO TURN SOUR AS THEIR MIND SUCCUMBS TO THE HELLISH HORROR OF YOU'RE POWER OVER THEM DO TO THE ABILITY TO MANIPULATE THEIR PARENTS? Then boy, do we have the website for you!

by DJpendulousPP July 24, 2022

Are you ready for the outrage?

Commonly used before an event that will cause controversy begins.

Are you ready for the outrage?

"Yeah boy lets do this"

by polopolo January 16, 2010