revection

When you see something so horrible your penis completely retreats into your body.

That girl was so ugly it gave me a revection.

by MaryRose April 25, 2007

Semi-rection

When a man sees some-one hot and gets a half erection
When your penis grows bigger but it doesnt go upwards like a normal erection and is therefore a half erection giving the name semi-rection

Dude 1: Man that girls hot!
Dude 2: Shes ayt ive only got a Semi-rection

Dave: Man my balls are so small so im going to try to get a Semi-rection to make it look bigger.

by Superjordz September 10, 2007

Casting Churchill's reflection

The act of creating the likeness, in the water of a toilet bowl, of the British Prime Minister (1940-45 and 1951-55) Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965), when expelling a brown trout. The role of his face is played by your fat arse, while your dog's egg is a stand in for the cigar protruding from his lips.

"I won't be a minute dear, I'm just off to the bog to cast Churchill's reflection"

by Phil G September 7, 2005

premature ejection dysfunction

Loss of data or files when you eject your USB key without properly stopping the device.

Oh no! Half of my presentation is missing because I just pulled out without stopping my USB key. This happens to me all the time. I must have a problem with premature ejection dysfunction.

by emb68 May 15, 2007

Reflection

Everything you say is a direct reflection of yourself.

Reflection

by pseudonym spite April 19, 2013

Jayne reaction

The instinctive and unexplainable urge to throw yourself into your friends fights. Inspired by the oh so awesome Jayne Cobb, of Joss Whedon's Firefly.

He hit me, I hit him, and then there was a Jayne reaction and all the Browncoats started punching.

by TashaElizabeth September 14, 2008

American Over-Reaction

When Americans over-react.

See: Bay of Pigs. This would be a excellent example of an American Over-Reaction: here are 4 more: driving and realizing that the left lane isn't the lane to be in, parent's reaction when you come home too late, neighbor's reaction to loud parties, cops reaction to someone smoking weed

by monkey-snake December 16, 2008