In all realty

Phrase used to describe something the way that it is. Some may use the term "reality" instead, but this phrase describes things the real way that they should have been done.

"In all realty, we should have just gone to the pub."

by angel8 May 1, 2006

reality tv

On the top of the list of American oxymorons, the only aspect of reality that it accurately portrays the American value that you have to be a backstabbing piece of bastard to survive in corporate America just like in shows like Survivor.

Reality TV is the fakest piece of shit ever broadcasted on TV. Except for all the backstabbing and the complete willingness to sacrifice friendships in the name of being self-centered and obsessed with winning something that isn't really worth the price, which is, unfortunately a very real part of our country.

See: Professional Sports

by D-Shiznit July 8, 2005

joke reality check

When a person says or does something jokingly only to find out it's actually true or currently happening. Most joke reality checks are 'what if' situations.

Duder 1: "Oh my god dude look out the window at that red car. Looks like my ex's huh? What if it was? That would be so weird. She doesn't even know where I live."

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."

Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."

Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

reality-pop

A musical genre or style defined by groups such as the Streets and The Artic Monkeys. Essentially a lyrical style that encapsulates ordinary life experience shared by non-celebrity listeners, elevated beyond the banal to a shared meaningful significance in a regional or colloquial speech style. Emotionally charged but understated to maintain street credibilty.

The Artic Monkeys have managed to cosolidate and develop the new musical style or genre which may be usefully described or identified as 'reality-pop', perhaps being first produced by The Streets.

by Peter J Blaylock March 18, 2009

realitard

A reality TV personality who has become inexplicably famous from acting like an idiot on film. Similar to a celebutard but realitards should not be considered celebrities.

Any Kardashians is a realitard. Anyone on TruTV, a hoarder, or someone with more than 10 kids and a TV show is a realitard.

by SJBTexas January 6, 2012

reality lag

The feelings and emotion that linger after finishing a great story. Getting over the loss of characters and universe and returning to reality.

Watching that movie about space flight gave me serious reality lag.

by badcity November 22, 2015

realtorbation

The act, typically performed by a realtor, of dressing up a shit real estate listing using any combination of nonsense, bad grammar, all caps, and cliches.

Hey dude check out this real estate listing:

MODEL VERY RARELY ON THE MAEKET FOR SALE, BEAUTIFUL ONE STORY HOME, ONLY GARAGE ATTACHED WITH THE OTHER HOUSE'S GARAGE, NO INTERIOR WALL HAS ATTACHED. TWO BEDROOMS PLUS A SMALL OFFICE OR DEN, LARGE SIZE LIVING AND DINGING ROOM,NICE KITCHEN WITH OPEN TO DINING ROOM, BREAKFAST COUNTER, AND A LOTS CABINETS. MASTER BEDROOM HAS FRANCH DOOR TO THE BACK YARD, SPICEL DESIGNED TILE IN LIVING ROOM, DINING AND KITCHEN, CARPET IN BEDROOMS, WOODSHUTTERS. IT IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL HOME, NICE, CLEAN, WELL KEPT. JUST LIKE A DETACHED HOME.TWO CARAGE.

Holy shit bud I've never realtorbation like that before...

by JohnBrandon June 28, 2010