A russian reach-around is when you are having sex with someone and you have no lube so you use vodka
by loveshackbaby March 12, 2011
Get the Russian Reacharound mug.When a man jerks off and spreads the jizz on his own hand, and then proceeds to reach around the other man from behind and jerks him off.
"Dude last night the old neighbor across the street said he was gonna give me a Vanilla reacharound, what does that mean?"
by Aresgow98 November 24, 2016
Get the vanilla reacharound mug.An angry terrorism reacharound is when a person is being butthurt in an argument, but is still arguing well enough that he may still require some form of praise from his foe.
It can also happen when rage bukkake is considered to be favorable revenge; the assumption here is that an angry terrorism reacharound will be far worse.
It can also happen when rage bukkake is considered to be favorable revenge; the assumption here is that an angry terrorism reacharound will be far worse.
Since SPS already thought Ralph was being buttraped by Jenn's giant penis, it was only fair that an angry terrorism reacharound was in order.
by J.M.H. January 3, 2008
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Get the Reacharound mug.Opossum ReachAround is a third wave punk band from Champaign, Illinois. They formed in 1997 when leader singer Koog Dancer teamed up with Bassist Ace Remington and his little brother- thrombonist Julian Trane. They soon hired a drummer who goes only by the name of Shocker. They infuse tradition German Black Forest Oompah Band music with New Orleans funeral dirge. Their music has been compared to the Rolling Stones, the Toadies, Flogging Molly, the Toy Dolls, Liuetenant Pigeon, the Meat Puppets, .38 Special, Type O Negative, Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band, and the cast of Friends. They are currently on tour in Sweden. In their free time, the band enjoys Agave Wheat Ale, watching competitive curling on TV, and building custom pinewood derby cars for unfortunate children. Singles for the band include: "Three Horses and No Saddle", Jump over my Feelings", "Inside the Roof", "Fire Control Radar", "Tinfoil Hat", "New Beer at Old Settlers", "Floating on Substance Abuse", "Frankstick Lightning Rod", "Cane Toad Massacre", and "The Handyman's Bullet".
Did you see Opossum ReachAround last night at Friar Tuck's? It was like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain. So awesome.
by pancreatic cancer February 10, 2010
Get the opossum reacharound mug.The act of giving a reacharound for a Rockstar Energy Drink, immediatly after waking up at a festival with any hangover. Usually costing $5 or 2 McGangbangs.
Rockstar reacharounds $5!
by Buddahb August 25, 2011
Get the Rockstar Reacharound mug.Male: that guy who only really wants to be "friends" with your girlfriend. Talks about you behind your back to her, hopes you break up and if you do he'll be the first guy to "console" her.
by Yawn80 June 3, 2014
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