Ranch

Verb: To shoot a hot creamy load onto your partner's bung hole, and then toss the salad.

Wow, That freak Tony Ranched his girlfriend's mom. I'm gonna be sick!

by mailmanjoe May 31, 2005

Rancide

A form of rancid flatulence that makes you want to rip out your anus.

I have got reet bad rancides, I am going to rip out my anus.

by Bez April 4, 2003

rancid tuna

Adjective;

A vagina that can be smelled when it's not intended to

Good God! That woman had a rancid tuna

by Brooks M. May 12, 2008

Ranchably Dippable

A food that has a unique ability to become more delicious when dipped in ranch. i.e. pizza, buffalo wings, etc...

I have a craving for some ranchably dippable food, lets order a pizza.

by Roqy672 October 25, 2009

ass rancher

a. one who ranches asses
b. jolly ranchers that have been sat on by one's own ass

a. The field of ass ranching is a very profitable one.

b. One day I wasn't paying attention and sat my ass on a jolly rancher. Now it's an ass rancher.

by snibey September 7, 2011

Madera Ranchos

A small town in between Fresno and Madera sometimes referred to as "The Chos". Basically everyone knows each other so rumors/gossip spread at lightening speed. Most kids complain about how they can't wait to get out of the Ranchos only to miss it when they leave. There isn't much to do except to T.P. your friends house, go mud bogging in an empty lot or field somewhere or take the 10 minute drive into Fresno. All in all it's a pretty sweet place to live and the people there are, for the most part, good people.

Person A "Yeah, I'm from the Madera Ranchos"
Person B "Whats that?"
Person A "Ugh.. its in between Madera and Fresno."
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"We went to TP Larry's house last night but we woke up his dad so called the sheriff, came out with his shotgun and they both chased us around the Chos all night!"
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Person A "Did you hear Matt had sex with John's mom?"
Person B "Yeah, I've heard that from 5 different people already."
Person A "But that just happened an hour ago!"
Person B "That's the Chos for ya"

by chrisophjonson March 26, 2011

rancid sack

A nut sack or scrotum that has become extremely sweaty or in any way extremely smelly to become unbearible and the smell can be easily detected thru the pants and underware of the man wearing them.

Dude, I walked by that sweaty guy and he had a bad case of rancid sack.

by Mr.Man of Sri Lanka July 26, 2009