rolls and gravey

when you bust a nut in a fat womens rolls and then lick it off

man them was some nasty rolls and gravey

by zack wendt May 4, 2005

roflsmfhimfsmmfc

Acronymn for rolling on the floor laughing so mother fucking hard I mother fucking spilled my mother fucking coffee!

Person 1: knock knock
Person 2: who's there?
Person 1: Dwayne
Person 2: Dwayne who?
Person 1: Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwowning!
Person 2: roflsmfhimfsmmfc!

by Hot_potatoe April 9, 2007

ROFLSHIPMP

ROLL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING SO HARD I PEE'D MY PANTS

Jane tweets: picture of large cookie she bake for a friend Laura

Mary a friend of Jane and Laura tweets: @ Jane you need something else in the picture for perspective :) that could be a really tiny plate or a huge cookie

Jane tweets: @ Mary it's a huge cookie on a 6" plate (with picture of cookie and a ruler)

Laura Finally tweets: @ Jane @ Laura COOKIE....nom nom nom!!!

Mary tweets back: @ Jane @ Laura ROFLSHIPMP

Jane tweets: EWW, hope you have a change of clothes!

by harleygurl72 December 12, 2010

stacking rolls

To have had sexual intercourse.

1. Boy, Leslie's been getting her rolls stacked every night from what I hear.

2. Hey Bobby, did you stack Susie's rolls last night or what?

by Mr. Peas January 28, 2005

Hawaiian Rolls

The only food item in North America without a ribald double meaning.

Dude A: I love that girl's Hawaiian Rolls!

Dude B: Dude, those have nothing to do with a hot girl, only her sandwich....

by Baheshdi November 22, 2013

roflsmlo

rolling on (the) floor loudly screaming my lungs out

"turns out the 7,000 page paper is due tomorrow, not Friday."
"ughhh, roflsmlo"

by qwerty7ytrewq March 11, 2009

roflsmp

rolling on floor laughing shitting my pants

After watching SNL...
ROFLSMP!

by qwerty24242 February 24, 2011