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pooh reading

Selections of various internet articles, Wikipedia posts, top 10 surveys or websites that are read while defecating. May or may not be read on a smart phone or tablet.
Top 10 Latina Bikini models? That sounds like some good Pooh Reading.

North Korea actually has food? That sounds like some good Pooh Reading!
by BIGGROBBMIXES December 27, 2014
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People are reading "Culture of Critique"

Meme about book "Culture of Critique" by Professor Kevin MacDonald which originated on discord and was popularised reddit.com, 4chan and a dozen of rightwing youtubers, including Milo, Gavin McInnes, Nick Fuentes and James Allsup
- People are reading "Culture of Critique"
- What is that?
- Great book by Kevin MacDonald
by JewsRock! August 11, 2018
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Burn After Reading

A 2008 comedy brought to us by the Coen Brothers. Starring John Malkovich, Frances McDormand, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and Tilda Swinton.
Burn After Reading is my favorite comedy of 2008!
by nevo17209 February 15, 2009
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No stop reading this

Seriously I said to fucking stop. This isn't fucking funny stop fucking reading and vote for other submissions.
I'm serious please no stop reading this it's not fucking safe.
by Pieceofshit43 May 5, 2020
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free reading

1) What that fat lying rastafarian biotch Miss Cleo used to promise on her scam-based commercials, when the call was really $4.99/min.
2) The bottom-barrel bargain bin at the swap meet/bookstore.
1) How ya doin', me babies? *takes a doobie puff* call me now for ya free readin.
2) Customer: "Where can I find a copy of the December 1957 edition of 'Reader's Digest'?"
Store clerk, not giving a damn: "Try the free reading shelf, jackass."
by sexie chocolate November 13, 2004
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selective reading

When you have no intention of reading someone's bullshit. So you scan read and only pick out what is relevant to you.
JamsBeam: "I'm going to write a name with my right hand and I'll eat a chip with my left hand"
Me:"are you having a Ketos session Bro?"
JamsBeam:"How does your mind completely erase the word write and replace it with masturbating?"
Me:"it's called selective reading"
by GbAbE September 9, 2018
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accordion reading

Online reading phenomenon in which a person begins with a list of links to articles/blog entries from an RSS feed (such as Google Reader), and opens several as new browser tabs.

While reading through the tabs one by one, reducing their number, the person finds links to other articles/blog entries, which will be duly opened as additional tabs.

The result is that the number of tabs on the browser continually expands and contracts, accordion-style, and before you know it you've wasted half the day reading an endlessly regenerating stream of linked internet nonsense.
Guy 1: Dude, where have you been?
Guy 2: Sorry, got caught up in some accordion reading online - couldn't stop adding more and more new tabs of stuff to read. What, is it time for Church?
Guy 1: Um, it's actually Monday now.
by Peter Lorre February 4, 2010
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