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rasterbation

The action of masturbation while wearing a Rastafarian hat (preferably with dreadlocks) and smoking large sums of marijuana. Generally those who partake in this activity shout "yaman" at the moment of ejaculation.
Fred: "Hey, you guys wanna have a huge rasterbation session tonight?"
Tad: "You know it!"
by rasterbator1 July 7, 2009
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rasta

A Christian denomination/cult from Jamaica. They believe that Selassie (a Christian emperor of Ethiopia) was the second coming of Christ.

Rastafaris believe in the Bible, which they use to justify smokin weed.

They call God Jah (because that is the name the Bible gives Him. Psalm 68:4).
by Rasta September 8, 2003
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rastapublican

any member whom in their youth was a hippie. Now has sold out gotten a job and a hair cut. However hipocrytical these corporate assholes are they still smoke weed and vote Republican to boost their own self interest. Usually located in places like Colorado or Oregan.
I.e. My dad is a rastapublican. He dodge the draft and burned our flag. Now that his business boosts over 5 million a year, he votes Republican,smokes weed but wears a suit.
by b2134ewa April 4, 2008
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rastling

A man who wrestles another man naked.
Alright honey are you ready for rastling later. -Bruce
by Hiltersjewfactory June 26, 2016
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Rastislav

Pretty guy with big cock, lot of hoes (but because he so cool is, he stay always alone), lot of money. Rastislavs don't needs to flex because it's enough, that then have this name. REAL SIGMA
If you wanna say I am the king, boss, angel, playboy, sinner, motherfucker, sigma you can just use RASTISLAV
by PATOgoat November 28, 2021
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rastaclart

an ugly muslim who has the personality of a wet mop.
Damn dude! Nafis is such a rastaclart.
by Katie Eary June 16, 2018
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rastafarian

Translates literally as "knows nothing about shampoo, employment or hygiene."
That's one nappy-headed, unemployed, smelly rastafarian.
by zoomzoomr September 25, 2008
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