by fullcreammilk October 16, 2016
Get the capsicum rashmug. Person: Oh my god, that stalker keeps liking all my new photos! I should never have added him. He's such a Facebook Rash.
Term first introduced by The Oatmeal.
Term first introduced by The Oatmeal.
by lrx_stra March 18, 2016
Get the Facebook Rashmug. Blisteringly painful friction burns on the Herman Gelmet from excessive masturbation including varying degrees of second hand man utilisation, normally arising from an all day fappathon.
by NeONscENe September 5, 2018
Get the Tug rashmug. ZipRash/ZipperRash/Zeerash/Zrash
Is a general term given to a non life threating symptom that usually occurs as a result of spontaneous intercourse, whereby the male has engaged in intercourse through an open jeans or trouser zipper, causing localised trauma to the penis shaft.
Can also be caused by running Commando for extended periods in tighter fitting attire.
A more innocent form of Zip-rash may sometimes occur directly under a persons chin - as a result of wearing an incorrectly zippered up Cardigan, Jacket or similar.
Is a general term given to a non life threating symptom that usually occurs as a result of spontaneous intercourse, whereby the male has engaged in intercourse through an open jeans or trouser zipper, causing localised trauma to the penis shaft.
Can also be caused by running Commando for extended periods in tighter fitting attire.
A more innocent form of Zip-rash may sometimes occur directly under a persons chin - as a result of wearing an incorrectly zippered up Cardigan, Jacket or similar.
"who could I turn to.....? my doctor ?? c'mon I only had zip-rash...!!!"
Q:"Good lord... you had blood in your undies........?."
A:"All OK...it's just zip-rash"
"We did it on the dancefloor again... ummm man - i got zip-rash, so i gotta sit down now"
"Guess I didn't wear undies for a week and now i darn got zip-rash again"
Redwood through an open zip may inflict a more painfull and severe zip-rash, thus requiring medical attention.
Q:"Good lord... you had blood in your undies........?."
A:"All OK...it's just zip-rash"
"We did it on the dancefloor again... ummm man - i got zip-rash, so i gotta sit down now"
"Guess I didn't wear undies for a week and now i darn got zip-rash again"
Redwood through an open zip may inflict a more painfull and severe zip-rash, thus requiring medical attention.
by Grandmaster Bass November 12, 2011
Get the Zip-Rashmug. when you have a small dick and youve been jerking off to hard it starts to feel raw leading to chines rash
by peahbutt June 16, 2017
Get the chines rashmug. A disease for people from the North. Often linked to poverty, 'Fallon Rash' occurs from a diet of chips, gravy and WKD. Sufferers of 'Fallon Rash' often report an urge to shout 'ey ey ey' as they scratch the itch. A key instigator of the 'Fallon Rash' is mild arousal, built up from slowly rubbing themselves against the arms of their chairs at work
by hippyfeet October 9, 2016
Get the fallon rashmug. Dave: I have a sore throat after last nights party.
Rick: Bob dropped an anchor in my throat We. have the Sailor’s Rash.
Rick: Bob dropped an anchor in my throat We. have the Sailor’s Rash.
by DickIsMyMiddleName January 26, 2018
Get the Sailor’s Rashmug.