pro-rated

A euphemistic term invented by corporations to get around having to tell you that your assets are now worthless.

"Hello, Orbitz? Yeah, I missed my flight."
"Okay, sir, then your ticket is now pro-rated."
"Pro-rated? Does that mean I get first class?"
"No, it means your ticket isn't worth dick."

by Screaming Cactus January 11, 2009

Rate Swap

a financial instrument used to part fools from their money. Usually involves speculating on interest rates. The fools, or 'mark', in this con are often unsophisticated public officials such as school boards or county commissions who are gambling with your money. The fools are advised by sleazeballs known as 'financial advisers' or 'consultants'. The sleazeballs are paid by both the fool and either directly or indirectly by the counterparty that makes a shitload of money, the greedy grifters often referred to as 'banks'. The banks only lose often enough to keep the hopeful fools signing up. By the time fools realize they have been had, it is a lose-lose situation. Pay enormous fees to terminate the contract, or continue riding it into the hole, hoping for a miracle.

Dude, why are your schools shit?

'Cause the board got fooled into a rate swap. We got jackshit and owe millions.

by Gaaaaaah! April 5, 2010

Churn rate

Churn is the percentage of total subscribers that discontinue
service divided into the total population. Usually it is
expressed as a percent based on the population change from month
to month.

An average monthly churn rate for wireless phones is
around 5%.

by Rob November 28, 2003

i rate 8/8 m8

You are rating something 8 out of 8. It relates to u wot m8. M8 means mate read as meight.

Guy one: wow m9 check her out
Guy two: wow I rate 8/8 m8.

by sowy m9 July 16, 2015

A Rafter

A non-sexual hand job between two male friends, to improve the mood of one of them.

Hi mate, you feeling down?
Do you need a rafter, there's a 50/50 chance it'll help.

by Blindgoat June 20, 2017

Rated R. Kelly

A female that is too young to have sex with

" Man did you see that chicken head at the movies last night, I'd love to fuck the shit out of her."

"You trippin, we're 25 years old, and she's Rated R. Kelly. Go to jail if you want too."

by Von J November 29, 2007

Rallen

To Jizz ones pants at any given moment, regardless of normal sexual encounters. The saturday night live skit "Jizz In My Pants" emphasizes the disastrous effects of a rallen multiple times.

So i was sitting in math class, and I just rallened the lining of my boxer shorts

by Curiousp January 14, 2009