Pretaint

The fleshy area between the male sexual organs (cock and balls).

Girls love a shaved pretaint.

by Taintpainter September 14, 2016

Pretendyman

A Hillsborough term used to describe someone who attends to carry out maintenance on a rental property using a pseudonym

Hi. My name is James...... The Pretendyman (handyman)

by The Milky Bar Kid July 28, 2016

Pretendadult

A person of adult age whose actions and conversations are those of a teenager

My delivery driver is a pretendadult

by Scot McConnell July 6, 2017

pretendering

Writing as if i am someone else

lucy, pretendering to be an excited mountain climber.

by lucy camenia November 6, 2017

PretendaSexual

Someone who pretends to be an elaborate often made up sexuality in order to get attention and fit in with other people. They often feel the need "explain" their sexuality to everybody and become upset if you don't refer to them by this sexuality which often changes thus making it impossible to know so that they can claim they are being persecuted against.

Did hear Karen is Gynosexual ?
Please Karen isn't Gynosexual, last week she was "Intrasexual" and 2 weeks before that she was Cetero, She just a PretendaSexual.

by CaptainCanoe December 21, 2017

Pretavian

An enhanced being of life and or moment

This being, which structure of mindset that goes beyond the circumstance of mind and well being is the true meaning of obtaining Pretavian

by EthincPretavian January 22, 2019

pretend friday

The last day of work before any sort of holiday starts that isn't an actual Friday. Also applicable to any form of a day off from something.

Colleague 1: Are you working tomorrow?
Colleague 2: Hell no! Today's pretend Friday

by Hello Kitty 74 April 17, 2019