poop crust

the crusty crap left on ur butt after u take a poo and dont wipe good

aww man i didnt wipe good and now i have poop crust in my cheeks

by Buttcheeseeater February 27, 2018

poop shoes

the pair of shoes you put on when taking a dump at the office, so no one can identify you under the stall.

matt: who blew up the handicap stall on 5, bro?

rey: it was me, bro!

matt: nah, dude was wearing neon dunks, bro.

rey: yo! them's my poop shoes, bro!

matt and rey: ahhhhhhhhhh. yea, bro!

by pied pooper July 19, 2011

poop your shirt

1. To bullshit, especially when one does not know anything about what one is speaking about.

2. To make a "brain fart," as it were; i.e. forgetting momentarily that Abe Lincoln was assassinated and thinking he died of a bone disease.

1. "Did you know that 83% of Americans can't find the U.S. on a world map?"
"Dude, you're totally poopin' your shirt!"

2. "He's not from England, he's from Britain!"
"You always poop your shirt like that, asshole!"

by Amelia Martin September 12, 2007

poop google

The act of googling whilst defecating.

This morning, I went on a nice poop google and found a great recipe for rosemary chicken.

by Slim_Dikkenz November 7, 2013

Poopaloopoffruitloops

When You eat fruit loops and shit them out and they come out of your ass and make a perfect circle in the toilet. This can cause poopicanes which can bring farts up to 100 mph. Poopingaloopoffruitloops can be deadly if successfully done.

John seriously just did Poopaloopoffruitloops, his whole neighborhood was covered in shit, and 19 people died

by commonsenseperson March 20, 2015

Poop Surprise

The act of pulling someone’s pants down, Pooping in their pants, then pulling their pants back up.

Jim: Hey John
John: Hey Jim

Jim: *Poop Surprises John*
John: Damn

by The Surprise Poopers August 27, 2020

poop culture icon

A celebrity, character, object, or symbol whose exposure in poop culture is regarded as constituting a defining characteristic of a given society or era.

An example of a current poop culture icon is the fabulous and ubiquitous poop emoji which we all have at our fingertips!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021