Frozen Poonanny

1. A delightful and refreshing chilled summer treat made with all natural juices.
2. The indescribably pleasurable experience derived from (a) inserting ice cubes in your mouth and then offering oral pleasure to your girlie, (b) then slowly inserting the ice cubes into her expectant poonanny, allowing them to melt and chill the surrounding love cave, and (c) then stuffing your hot big swinburne stick into her juicy chilled punch bowl. Serves two.

I met this girl at a bar on the West Side, and she took me home and gave me frozen poonanny!

by Eduardo Carrochio July 29, 2005

Poonanniphobia

The fear, discomfort and hesitation to use nightclub toilets for the risk of being pressured to purchase things such as a few sprays of deodorant, hair gel, lollies and chewing gum.

The merchant, often of black origin will often shout catchy one-liners when not dealing with clients such as

"no armani, no poonani"
"no spray, no lay"
"no splash, no gash"
"no juice, no poos (puss)"
"no cologne, ya going home alone"
"no diesel, no weasel"
"no wax, no sax (sex)"

To make this situation particularly awkward, the merchant is known to hold paper towels towards you forcing you to dry your hands in front of him and his selection of products.

The merchant will put on a loud African sounding accent until he speaks to someone he knows and returns to his actual voice.

Josh: I'm bursting for a piss.
Nick: Go then, the toilet's just there.
Josh: Nah man, I've got poonanniphobia, I'll hold it as long as I can.

by nikkos123 July 11, 2010

poonanners

A word used to save a seat when you will be absent for a short period of time such as; getting up to get a beverage or food.

Man: I am going to grab a beer so, poonanners on my seat

by Scott Garrett February 15, 2006

poonanipanini

When your girl clenches your junk between her labia, post-coitus.

She kept me in a poonanipanini for at least two minutes after she climaxed.

by Flame2Lust January 19, 2008

poonanchee

A squalid vagina; or more specifically, a black hooker's stank-nasty vagina that does not get skull from the mens.

"We just straight out fuck. That's it. Two minutes and we're done. He ain't never ate... the poonanchee... right?"
"Please get your poonanchee away from my face. It smells like burnt hair and stale farts."

by Ol' Vodka Tits December 15, 2008

poon bag

When a woman changes and discards her blood soaked tampon or pad in a public restroom which lacks trash bins, preferably in a park, a bathroom facility on a beach, or porta potty, where the filthy pad or tampon is first mummified; wrapped tight in toilet paper almost symmetrically into a square shaped mini diaper and then abandoned on the floor of the woman's restroom for a janitor or maintenance worker to pick up with a litter picker stick.

Brian: Yo John come quick! I just finished cleaning the women's bathroom and you gotta see this massive blood dripping poon bag that i just popped with my litter picker that was left on the floor of one of the stalls. Its absolutely fucking horrid! Mad skankasaurous rexs' here.

John: Ew yo why can't they ever throw them shits out for real! They really know how to make it nasty up in that bitch. Damn them dirty animals...

by bconti3092 July 31, 2012

Chu Poon

A hilarious name bestowed upon a child of asian descent, usually by unknowing foreign parents.

Chu Poon, Ben Dover, Eileen Dover, Pat McCrotch, and the most infamous of all, Haywood Jablome

by Cinque19 January 2, 2011