Portland

A borough of the fictitious Liberty City in the video game Grand Theft Auto 3. Portland is said to be based on The Bronx/Brooklyn/Western Queens.

Portland = Bronx
Staunton = Manhattan
Shoreside = Jersey

by George Bush May 13, 2004

Portland

p much the only interesting city in oregon. it's urban and hip w a lot of good restaurants and cafes. it's a smaller city, but there's still a lot to do. people are generally nice, but there are a lot of repressed yuppies *mostly in forest heights.* it's a burgeoning and growing city but it's getting there. it has a small and big town feel at the same time, and it's not too expensive. a lot of people move here, mostly from the bay area

Dude I heard you were moving from San Jose! Where are you moving to?
Portland.
EVERYONES MOVING THERE

by ayyyyyyyyyyyy lmao December 1, 2014

Portland, Maine

The original Portland. Oregon stole its name. An amazing city by the ocean, very welcoming. The biggest and most diverse city in the otherwise boring and conservative state of Maine. A small city in which most people know each other.

Person 1: You live in Portland? Oregon?
Person 2: Nah -- Portland, Maine.
Person 1: Oh, that's way cooler.

by cascochick June 29, 2018

boobeared in portland

A person who uses a false identity, lies, and has sex with multiple partners. There is no specific orientation for these types of people, as they like men, women, transgendered, swingers, basically another body. This person is needy, manipulative, and portrays his or herself as an upstanding person.

I was boobeared in portland by this weirdo I met on the internet.

Being boobeared in portland left me untrusting of others and bankrupt.

by ghostrider69 October 17, 2006

Portlandia

A conundrum of approximately 5'9" in stature, overflowing with witty banter, prone to spontaneous and frequent disappearances, unexplained mental processes and bouts with cute gentility.

A generally pleasing experience, found primarily on Tweet timelines and Tumbling around the internet causing untold attractions...

That girl is definitely a Portlandia!
I wish I had a Portlandia, to take to the party with me..

by theRabidbuni July 20, 2011

Portland

A smallish west-coast city. Heavily populated with liberals and counterculturists, it is a Democrat city holding a Republican state hostage. Known to corrupt people once they move within the city limits, creating arrogant, rebellious youths who style themselves as revolutionaries and try to rebell against every possible institution. This has created widespread drawbacks and has caused the birth of many new ways to refer to the city, such as:
"Moscow-on-the-Williamate"
"Sodom-on-the-river"
and
"Oregons' Cesspit."
In the end, Portland is a festering sore in the otherwise pristine Williamate valley.

"Hey, do you think this black mascara makes me look rebellious enough to go to the punk show tonight?"

"Hey, do you think if I put my bra on backwards I could start a trend?"

"Hey, do you like my new messenger bag? I was tired of my old one, it had a brand sticker on it and I felt like I was supporting some evil corporate empire, so I set it on fire in somebodies' mailbox."

"Dating Portland girls is like fishing in a ditch: if you do catch something, you're gonna need antibiotics."

by Heck yes I'm JM June 14, 2006

Natalie Portman

Real name: Natalie Hershlag Use of Stagename: good call. A Semite Goddess, whom I'd gladly give up my heterosexuality for!

Natalie Portman is a present-day Audrey Hepburn.

by Mona Lott December 28, 2005