Black hole: This poop is EXTREMELY DENSE. It also is so hard to make it plop out your ass that you end up sucking in the entire universe while you shit. Not the best. After you do a black hole poop, RUN or it'll try suck you into the toilet with it as it goes down.
Big Gaz: John the weirdest thing happened yesterday.
John: What
Big Gaz: I just shit a black hole poop, my pp got sucked in with it, I feel so naked.
John: What
Big Gaz: I just shit a black hole poop, my pp got sucked in with it, I feel so naked.
by MASSIVESHIT December 6, 2019
Get the poopmug. 
If you typed this, I'm assuming you're either:
a. bored (in which case i'm bored too)
b. a weird person who is interested in poop (ew)
c. studying poop for some exam you have
or d. wondering what Urban Dictionary has to say about poop.
a. bored (in which case i'm bored too)
b. a weird person who is interested in poop (ew)
c. studying poop for some exam you have
or d. wondering what Urban Dictionary has to say about poop.
by helloiambirb October 6, 2020
Get the poopmug. Boy: DO U WANT SOME ICE CREAM
Girl: SURE
Boy: HERE
Girl: EW IT TASTES LIKE POOP 💩
Boy: HA BECAUSE IT IS POOP
Girl: SURE
Boy: HERE
Girl: EW IT TASTES LIKE POOP 💩
Boy: HA BECAUSE IT IS POOP
by SMELL MY ASS December 1, 2020
Get the POOPmug. Stuff that comes out of your butt, but when you hear the word in a sailing context, you can't laugh.
Look at the view of the lake! Here comes the poop! must not laugh, I think it's a sailing term and that's a boat!:0
by Not a German name August 22, 2017
Get the Poopmug.