Pontiac 6000

Perfect "teenager's first car." I got mine for my 17th birthday from my uncle. It's the boxiest car you'll ever see. Very easy to gut open and add in aftermarket stereos and starters.

People laugh when they see me start my shitbox P6k in the winter.

by Nameles October 28, 2004

penzi

a penis

"...so I slapped her with my penzi"

by wrboyce April 1, 2009

ponies

the name of any intramurel sporting team that is stacked with prossional players.

"I can't believe we lost to those ponies, JUST because they added Lebron and Kobe to their roster!"

by mike sok October 30, 2009

pontificate

to think at length on a subject and/or topic that requires mulling over

I'll have to pontificate on that.

by Christina T April 5, 2008

ponzidemia

A description of the pyramid scheme that is modern academia. A blend of 'Ponzi' and 'Academia, invented by an Australian academic. Also known as the 'Profzi' scheme (PhD comics, Jorge Cham)

He felt bad about selling false hope of permanent jobs to his students, but that was his role in the ponzidemia scheme.

by Ghost of Nin May 6, 2016

Ponzification

Diversifying your ponzi investments to try spread your risk across more projects before they collapse

Micheal's worried his current ponzi scheme is collapsing imminently due to payment issues,so he's applying ponzification to split his risk to other scams

by ScrewPonzis February 3, 2021

Ponzicule

A polycule who runs a Ponzi scheme for a few billion dollars on the side.

"I'd never accuse SBF or any of his several underqualified live-in romantic partners of running a Ponzicule -- I couldn't afford the legal fees."

by Ergodic Hypercube November 12, 2022