Fart Plume

1. Used In Many Ways
2. An Insult
3. A comeback

1. Ya Fuckin' Fart Plume!
2. Friggin' Fart Plume!

by Anthony Luka Davenport September 2, 2023

shaking hands with the plumber

An arbitrary term used to describe any situation at all.

Hey Cody, did you hear about Kennon? I heard he was shaking hands with the plumber the other day.

by Barkmenter September 23, 2018

plumbjacking

1. Attempting to create a vacuum in a vagina by thrusting a penis in and out of it at a particular angle so as to cause a quief.

2. Giving someone a hand job while they are taking a shit.

"My dick is so big, I totally plumbjacked that bar skank last night."

Guy 1: "She just came in to the bathroom and started plumbjacking me."

Guy 2: "Right in the freakin restaurant?"

Guy 1: "Hell yeah, man."

Guy 2: "Freakin sweet."

by Kat Lean January 12, 2010

bum plum

A big sore that dangles out of ones arse hole when straining to hard whilst taking a huge shit

Ouch, mum I pushed out a bum plum and its ripe for the picking

by bennygonebad October 23, 2013

Portsmouth Plumber

A guy that gives BJ's to random strangers in public parks. Considered derogatory.

"hey man I heard you went to The Fens last night after the bars closed looking for a Portsmouth Plumber. lololololollolololololool"

"Wut? Fuck you. That ain't cool. I was at my grandma's house last night."

by affluent geoffrey October 6, 2019

Plum Smuggler

1. A vain man wearing incredibly tight lower wear (speedo, bike shorts, unitard), who appears to be hiding plums right around the crotch.
2. A pimp trying to keep his gigolo(s) from being arrested.

1. Oh my GOD! Look at that plum smuggler in the water. I hope he doesn't scare any young children...
2. Damn man... I feel like such a plum smuggler. I can't send the boys out til the popo stop patrolling so often.

by TadBitBored May 13, 2008

Joe The Plumber

The final desperate ploy in a long string of desperate ploys. An ineffectual effort preceding a colossal, epic fail.

Napoleon's Joe The Plumber could not surmount the rising tide of social and political forces that laid the groundwork for his exodus from power.

by heydemo February 21, 2009