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Sax Player's Moustache

The obsolete name for the male facial hair feature formerly known as a Soul Patch or and now more properly called a Douche Tag.

It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.
Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.
"Dude! You ought to grow a sax player's moustache! Play up the beat poet thing." "No thanks, I tried it in high school when I believed I was going to grow up to be Charles Bukowski, turns out it does nothing to improve your brand with girls, it has no ability to increase your alcohol tolerance and it ups your chances of getting punched in the face by strangers like ten fold."
by Phineas T April 4, 2009
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Keep It Player

To not let anything bother you or irritate you, keep it moving; dont dwell, do what you need to do for you
"Did you get that girl's number?"

"Naw she said she had a boyfriend, its coo gotta keep it player"

"All i do is Keep It Player"
by A.WiLL January 21, 2011
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Player

1:A guy who treats women like objects
A guy that dates a hoe for a week before moving on to the next.
Girl 1: so how was your date

Girl 2: horrible

Girl 1: omg why?
Girl 2: I got played by the player
by LittleLaurie April 24, 2020
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girl hockey player

A girl who kicks ass at anything and everything she puts her mind to.
by luciouslotus December 7, 2015
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I'm not a player I just crush alot

(Aka I'm not a playa I just f**k alot) A boy who f**ks alot of girls. he does not want to be tied down because he wants to go after every girl he thinks looks good. In other words, an excuse just so you a guy doesn't have to admit he's a player. Listen to the Big Pun Song!
Q: Are you a player?
A: Naw, I'm not a player I just crush alot
by Princessss Kiara June 5, 2011
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player hater's ball

A formal celebration and award ceremony for player hater's everywhere.
Dave Chappelle is a player hater and this is his Player Hater's Ball.
by Denis Baldwin May 11, 2004
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player's code

12) Don't player hate, celebrate!
11) A player must be true to the game.
10) If she ain't down, she ain't worth it.
9) A true player always protects his investments.
8) If she ain't wearing a wedding ring, she's game. Until she says, "I do," she will!
7) If there's grass in that field, play ball.
6)Don't start shit. Finish it.
5)Don't be in it for the bling. Be in it for the Love!
4) Sometimes the best loving comes from the plainest packages.
3) Never pass on ass.
2) Don't get caught.
1) PLAYER'S DON'T FEEL! I player with feelings is like a redneck driving a Cadillac... it ain't happening!
Ultimately, you must play to be a player!
by Bozz Hawg June 3, 2004
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