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Pank by papipookz August 12, 2019
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hanky panky 

Anything which can happen between a couple. There is no set definition as to what it may be, but it can be said that it is something that someone who is not part of the couple would not want to be around when it is occurring.
Hey you two! Remember: no hanky panky in the backseat!
hanky panky by Tomothy November 29, 2004
The result of the adding of the words "poo" and "wank" together.
To pank: when one masturbates at the same time as taking a crap, so as to stimulate the prostate and heighten sexual pleasure.
Mate I ate three packs of fruit and fibre yesterday...I'm going to pank my brains out with a shit that firm. It's gonna be panktastic.

I wanted a hangover wank this morning, but my shit's to runny to get a pank boner.
pank by Stubbsy. The real one October 11, 2006

Sanky Panky 

Male sex worker from the Caribbean. He solicits on beaches and bars.

also: Sanky
Wanda went on vacation to the Dominican Republic and met a Sanky Panky that made her have the time of her life.
Sanky Panky by eitigere July 23, 2010

pankakke 

1. An ancient American ritual where a party of 8 or more men ejaculate on a pancake. This is sometimes done if the pancake has commited a crime or disrespected the elders in any way, but mostly it's done for entertainment at bachelor parties.

2. The finished product of the act of pankakke.

See Bukkake
WTF!? This tastes like pankakke!
pankakke by Pankakke August 3, 2006

hankering for a pankering 

To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.
If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.
hankering for a pankering by Bloopy February 10, 2006