pity succ

when you suck some ugly dudes dick just so that he can say he achieved the succ before he dies

Xander- Give that nigga the pity succ before he dies
Abigale- You're so mean!!!11!!

by R Seater March 18, 2017

Pity titty

An expression used for when a girl feels bad for you, so she shows you a boob.

Guy 1: "Dude, that girl showed me a pity titty last night."
Guy 2: "At least you got to see one."

by Bari123 February 13, 2018

Pity Flex

When someone tries to make you feel bad for them by making the conversation a competition of who has the worst life.

Person 1: "damn I dropped my nachos. I hate my life"

Person 2: "oh you hate your life? At least your step mom didn't beat you as a kid."

Person 1: "dude that has nothing to do with what we were talking about. Stop tryna pity flex"

by Bonebaby February 4, 2019

Pitypoke

When sex occurs because one person feels sympathetic or ‘pity’ towards another

I know I shouldn’t have but felt bad for him so gave him a pitypoke

by Andy n Jo March 21, 2020

Pity rejection

Getting rejected but the girl trys to make it a soft rejection and either try to stay friends or make the guy not mad/sad

Last night I pity rejection Tom

by DepressedChair April 11, 2020

pity chunky

When someone gives you a chunky chipsahoy cooky out of pity.

person a : man heres a chunky cookie
person b: i dont want your pity chunky!!

by Marvin The Monster January 9, 2020

pippy long story

Someone who turns a 30 second story in to a 30 minute speech.

Matt is such a pippy long story. Whenever he starts a story, make sure you have a fresh drink and a snack. Because you are going to be there a while!

by pharmbored December 5, 2020