Hush Puppies in my Pants

The possible act of crapping your pants after a fart, and then leaving it there for a while because you're too lazy to confirm.

Dude, I think I've had some Hush Puppies in my pants for the past five minutes after that one!

by ingrate October 9, 2012

Big bitch pants

When the woman is confident beyond the freshly douched fresh scent

When she butches up and leaves her mark on the world

Blueprinting a new way of thinking upon anyone in her path

Snow White Kat put her Big bitch pants on and kissed her prince charming and woke his sorry ass up His name was Tony you know like an Italian job Thought he was a great lover and all

Now he says when Kat puts on her big bitch pants that he is blueprinted into a new tail she woke up prince charming

Moral of the story if a girl named Kat puts on her big bitch pants you're going to be pussy whipped Italian or not

by Tonythetiler April 20, 2018

peeing your pants

A usually somewhat embarrassing thing that could happen for a few reasons.
1. You are a young infant with no bladder control
2. You are an elderly citizen who has the same excuse and the infant.
3. You held your pee in for too long.
4. You have a fetish, and pee yourself for enjoyment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5. You are an actor on pornhub who's job is to piss their pants/shorts/panties/underwear for others' sexual amusement

Joey: Dood do u liek peeing your pants
Matt: Nah fam, only Pornhub stars do

by A_single_bean May 31, 2019

Jizzed my pants

When you cum in your pants from a lap dance at a strip club.

Went to a strip club last night and got a hot lap dance from Suzy. Much to her disgust I jizzed my pants in under 30 seconds.

by kam75xx April 11, 2021

Fat Man Pants

Fat Man Pants are an informal variety of trousers intended for comfort or athletic purposes. Often worn by students in college from mainly American branded shops.

John: I'm sick of these jeans, might lash on the old fat man pants later.
Buckley: Ah good idea John. My mother packed my bag so I don't have fat man pants with me.

by Surfingarbo June 10, 2010

Cheater Pants

Thin pieces of spandex material which accentuate curves and appear to make a women look as though there is no cellulite in her legs, thus cheating on her appeal. A.K.A. leggings

" I thought she had a nice ass, but it was really the cheater pants that made it look that way."

by atown4334 January 26, 2010

Paste Pants

An item of clothing usually consisting of talcum powder and h2o. In the event of shrinking leather pants, paste pants are an essential garment which can - in many cases - be carried off without questioning. Paste pants are an idea courtesy of Joey Tribbiani.

Joey Tribbiani - If the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants.

by Constance Jackson May 1, 2010