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testicles

a useless organ that make men's life worse by giving them an erection at the worst times and hurting to the slightest touch
bro my testicles hurt so much. or: bro why do i always get hard its all because of theses damn testicles.
by Xxur_mom69420xX November 4, 2021
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Pestilence

Countries other than China aren't learning to live with the coronavirus any more than China is, they're rejecting both the virus and the measures and restrictions against it, and the people that keep pushing and measuring them with restrictions, mandates, and guidelines.
People never accepted the pestilence known as the coronavirus, they have been being told that they accept the mandates, restrictions and guidelines for their safety since the outbreak began, but in reality nobody pushing them around with mandates, guidelines, and restrictions really gives enough of a fuck about them or what they think about the virus to write anything in the news other than what they want the people they are pushing around to read about living with the virus or what they call a new normal. Most people would rather have jobs they know they aren't going to lose in a few months when the people pushing them around with mandates shut everything down again, leading to a labor shortage, a coin shortage, and a host of other problems perpetuating the pestilence and the darkness it takes to perpetuate it.
by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021
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Pestilence

The pestilence broke loose from people's hold on it. Darkness hadn't broken through like this since the 80's when there was a Republican in office, so you know it's got nothing to do with one political party or the other, it's what the people allow instead of what they fight.
by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021
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Festicles

Festicles- descriptive noun- A set of festive testicles. testicle that are decorated to the theme of a holiday.
That dude added lights to his Festicles, how festive!
by TheZanyZebra December 16, 2021
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Pestilence

A disease, similar to tinnitus, where you constantly hear the sound of the Discord ping noise inside your head. It is caused by chronic internet usage.
Chris: Ugh! I cannot get this stupid Discord ping noise out of my head!!!
Erick: You must have Pestilence... You have spent much too much time on Discord....
by yumspoiledmilk April 4, 2022
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Pebbicles

Testicles that are small and hard like little peebles.
She was turned on until she felt his pebbicles which reminded her of skipping peebles on a lake.
by Cluelessaf December 17, 2022
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Jesticles

A mix between the words testicals and jeans; When you sit down and there’s a crease in your jeans making it look like you have a boner
I got some big jesticals when i sat down

I saw jimmy’s jesticles when he sat down
by DizzyFrogg January 21, 2023
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