Perfect-Poop

The occurrence where one is successfully able to excrete feces out of their rectum without requiring the use of toilet paper to clean up afterward, for the feces came out cleanly and smoothly.

After pooping, you wipe once to ensure there is no fecal matter there, If the toilet paper is clean, you have had a perfect-poop.

This morning, I had a perfect-poop. An excellent way to start my day.

by cheno1115 June 20, 2011

Perfect Peter

Taking a dump into a condom perfectly to the brim.

I was walking to my car when i saw my manager, i made a perfect peter in the bushes and chucked it at his face.

by The Regal Posse October 11, 2013

Perfect cock

A penis that is irresistible to the opposite sex I know a guy named dominic who has the perfect cock

Holy shit well look at that cock

It looks like a banana

Psh it’s the perfect cock

by Dominic makes me cum February 17, 2021

Lucky Pervert

A term used to describe an individual who randomly stumbles upon perverted/sexy situations with no real intent of doing so.

"Dude, Sarah invited me over last night and I walked in on her changing!"

"You're such a lucky pervert, you bastard."

by DarkCrusade May 20, 2015

Pure Perfection

Caitlyn❤️

She is my pure perfection

by Nycpuma4 March 23, 2019

Education Perfect

A website that is used by kids all over the fucking world. The website is made of stupid questions that require 1000IQ to solve. You also can't skip questions to complete the task because the website is frikin gay.

Another form of education perfect includes language perfect, which many teachers use for math not languages.

Teacher: Students, today we are doing education perfect for english.
Students: ok boomer

Teacher: Ok we are doing math on language perfect.
Students: Brain fucking pops.

by SAVE ME FROM A KAREN PLZ July 20, 2020

Dick-Shot Perfect

A perfect shot, like if you were to throw a bottle at a persons balls and nailed em perfectly

Damn, I took Matt down Dick-Shot Perfect

by Marx December 15, 2003