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pecker

1. The penis.
2. The head of the penis.
3. A small penis.
by The wise one. October 14, 2003
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Peter Parker

The alter-ego to the Spider-Man sex act. This version must be performed while in the workplace. It involves busting a nut into your hand and then flinging it into the face of a co-worker. For style points, you can use an expression that might be heard at 'The Daily Bugle' like "This just in!"
Jen punked me out in that inter-office memo

What did you do about it?

I had no choice but to do a quick rub and tug under my desk and Peter Parker that bitch as she walked past my office.

I was bored, so I Peter Parkered Anna in the break room!
by KarlHungus311 March 11, 2010
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parker lemus

An amazingly beautiful MMHS c/o 03 graduate. Who has awesome hair and a perfect nose.

See: attractive
by MYSTERYSECRETHIDDEN ! February 23, 2004
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peckerbecky

1) A sassy lass, capable of manipulating innocent subject matter into the ridiculous and using original statements out of context for the purpose of humbling and embarrassing her unwitting targets.. or herself.
2) To pee oneself while trying to urinate through the crotch-hole of one's Spanx
1) Did that peckerbecky just use my name and Walmart in the same sentence? Great. Now everyone thinks I love Walmart.
2) You should practice peeing at home with your Spanx on before trying at the office or you might peckerbecky yourself.
by Peckermora October 17, 2008
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Black and Decker Pecker Recker

Pretty much a black hooker with brace's.
EXAMPLE

(unsatisfide customer): Damn you bout tore the thing off! You Black and Decker Pecker Recker!
by ChUm KiLguS February 12, 2009
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parker cop

a cop that is incredibly arrogant, inept, or just plain stupid. They usually get mad at teenagers for doing things like having conversation while in the lobby of a movie theater, standing outside a Mcdonalds or for being cooler than them. They typically abuse their power. The term was derived from the police force of Parker,Colorado.
i was at the mall and some stupid parker cop gave me a ticket for playing hacky sack. he called it "a projectile"
by dantes44 September 30, 2008
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pecker head

The pecker head at the gas station wouldn't let me buy a pack a cigarettes.
by bakerd812 April 9, 2004
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